i'm too pretty to work!

I keep asking the boss to just pay me to sit there and look pretty, but so far it's a no go.
 
Strip away the clown paint and lets have a real look at her.

At least her fingernails don't look fake.
 
From the figures given in the article, she spends about $5700 every month ($700 of which is on haircuts). Her old job paid $2500 per month. I don't think I understand pretty person math.
 
From the figures given in the article, she spends about $5700 every month ($700 of which is on haircuts). Her old job paid $2500 per month. I don't think I understand pretty person math.

$5,700 - 2,500 = Mom and Dad need to pay up. It's their fault I'm so beautiful.
 
Tell this hag that 1992 called. They want their hair and makeup back.

Seriously? This girl is too pretty to work? In WHAT universe? Because dammit, I'm still working. :mad:
 
From the figures given in the article, she spends about $5700 every month ($700 of which is on haircuts). Her old job paid $2500 per month. I don't think I understand pretty person math.
Pounds not dollars, but yes.
 
Hmm, at the risk of sounding like a member of the feminist secret police, I also don't think it's right to call her a hag and disparage her for her looks. I think that's reinforcing the same value system that makes this whole thing seem so ridiculous in the first place.

What I'm saying is: her boobs aren't big enough.

Pounds not dollars, but yes.

Meh. Everywhere's America.
 
Maybe she's got a killer ass.

No pics, though. I suppose those you have to pay for.
 
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