I'm Tired Just Thinking How Tired I'm Going to Be

[lavender]

 

[d_arthur]

I feel your pain lavy....I am putting off getting back into the swing of things. At least I get to ease into it a bit more than you do...

You're always welcome to come north for the weekend if you need to get away

 

[Problem Child]

She's got a legendary body for a broad over 60, but I wouldn't call her a legend, musically speaking.

She gets high marks for making a comeback and having a great career during the 80's.

WTF ever happened to Ike, anyway?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Try the new and Improved Funboy(TM) brand pep me up powder or pill......
It'll make your scalp feel like chocolate pudding!
And your legs shake with delight!

Yes, that's right. Walk funny for Days after a dose of FUnboy(TM)!

operators standing by...

 

[d_arthur]

if you really need that extra zip i can probably hook you up with some crystal meth...all the farmers kids in the midwest are making it these days...just let me go wander through a corn field or two...

 

[Siren]

Hey Lavenderlicious babe

 

[Never]

lavender:
"I just find it ironic that we can pscyhe ourselves out so much. I mean to be tired from thinking about being tired in the future? That's fucked."

Ahhh, that's not ironic. Damn you Alaniss Moreaste (or however the heck you spell her name)! Damn you!

It would be ironic if you got tired thinking about how tiring a job would be only to find out that it's a simple job but you're too tired to enjoy it.

Ironic means ' Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended.'

The words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply 'coincidental' or 'improbable,' in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of ironically in the sentence: In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York. Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence: Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market, where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.

Oh, and kudos babe.

 

[Starfish]

She's got a legendary body for a broad over 60, but I wouldn't call her a legend, musically speaking.

She gets high marks for making a comeback and having a great career during the 80's.

WTF ever happened to Ike, anyway?

What's surgery got ta do, got to do with it?
What's surgery but a way to make your ass firm?
What's surgery got ta do, got ta do with it?
Who needs ab master, when ab master's warrenty can expire?