I'm thinking about becoming a wino

[ms_ann_thrope]

1. It's made from fruit and fruit is good for you.
2. It was good enough for Jesus.
3. The whole cork thing is cool.
4. There's like a million kinds.
5. You can drink it room temperature.
6. There's alcohol in it.
7. It's less filling than beer.
8. Not as harsh as spirits.
9. It emphasizes my sophistication.
10. It goes great with meat.
11. Some has bubbles.
12. You can cook with it as you drink it.
13. Born on dates.
14. It gives my wine glasses purpose.
15. It makes spaghetti a party.
16. Finishing a whole bottle is practically guilt free.
17. Legs.
18. It substitutes for a meal.
19. Hot guys in the wine aisle.
20. It makes you drunk.

 

[Bookishleigh]

1. It's made from fruit and fruit is good for you.
2. It substitutes for a meal.

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[LittleminxXX]

Do it! Wine is good for the soul!

 

[Hard_Rom]

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You can cook with it. A red wine pan juices sauce for tenderloin. White wine for risottos.

I hate drinking it. Cook with a lot. Always got two magnums of really cheap stuff to cook with.

 

[thør]

I like to cook with wine. Sometimes, I even put a bit in the food.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Forgot one
21. It stores right on the kitchen table.

 

[ojomojohojo]

19. Hot guys in the wine aisle.

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[Hard_Rom]

Steam shrimp in white wine. Used to get these colossal fresh-water shrimps in the 4-6 size. Give a quick brown to open flesh side then fill pan with white wine and garlic and put lid on until done. Heaven!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Does the Franzia have a built in spigot? That would be ideal.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

1. It's made from fruit and fruit is good for you.
2. It was good enough for Jesus.
3. The whole cork thing is cool.
4. There's like a million kinds.
5. You can drink it room temperature.
6. There's alcohol in it.
7. It's less filling than beer.
8. Not as harsh as spirits.
9. It emphasizes my sophistication.
10. It goes great with meat.
11. Some has bubbles.
12. You can cook with it as you drink it.
13. Born on dates.
14. It gives my wine glasses purpose.
15. It makes spaghetti a party.
16. Finishing a whole bottle is practically guilt free.
17. Legs.
18. It substitutes for a meal.
19. Hot guys in the wine aisle.
20. It makes you drunk.

You've compiled an excellent list -- you should submit it to some wine producers association -- maybe they'd put you in a commercial.

 

[snugglestruggle]

1. It's made from fruit and fruit is good for you.
2. It was good enough for Jesus.
3. The whole cork thing is cool.
4. There's like a million kinds.
5. You can drink it room temperature.
6. There's alcohol in it.
7. It's less filling than beer.
8. Not as harsh as spirits.
9. It emphasizes my sophistication.
10. It goes great with meat.
11. Some has bubbles.
12. You can cook with it as you drink it.
13. Born on dates.
14. It gives my wine glasses purpose.
15. It makes spaghetti a party.
16. Finishing a whole bottle is practically guilt free.
17. Legs.
18. It substitutes for a meal.
19. Hot guys in the wine aisle.
20. It makes you drunk.

If your nice to her, Jennifer might tell you where she gets her boxed wine from.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If your nice to her, Jennifer might tell you where she gets her boxed wine from.

And her meth?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You've compiled an excellent list -- you should submit it to some wine producers association -- maybe they'd put you in a commercial.

Lists are my life.

 

[cfuhrer]

Does the Franzia have a built in spigot? That would be ideal.

The sarcasm is adorable.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The sarcasm is adorable.

When form follows function it's a beautiful thing. You can store your wine in a goat's bladder if that's all you have.

 

[lemonbread]

As far as I recall from family Christmas parties in my teens, it tastes like crap though. Maybe they just bought crappy wine. But that stuff was nasty. Have not tried wine since.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

As far as I recall from family Christmas parties in my teens, it tastes like crap though. Maybe they just bought crappy wine. But that stuff was nasty. Have not tried wine since.

You should stick to chocolate milk.

 

[lemonbread]

I'm 26 and a half I'll have you know! I can drink whatever I please!


.... But I think I'll have chocolate milk this time, thanks.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I finished my big ass bottle of Sutter Home.

 

[Aella_]

The only thing that I use red wine for is steak. Ever cooked steak dipped in red wine, salt and pepper on a barbeque or electrical grill?
Yummi.

 

[thør]

I finished my big ass bottle of Sutter Home.

I've seen their little bitty bottles on the airplane.

At 30,000 feet, there aren't a lot of choices.

 

[Adre]

I finished my big ass bottle of Sutter Home.

Not many people can make that claim.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Go for it.

 

[Queersetti]

Real winos don't justify.

 

[jomar]

As far as I recall from family Christmas parties in my teens, it tastes like crap though. Maybe they just bought crappy wine. But that stuff was nasty. Have not tried wine since.

The trick is to drink the good stuff first. A few glasses of Two Buck Chuck before hitting the Franzia.