I'm the smartest person ever

[Weevil]

It's true.

Like for instance in mathematics: What's 6 x 7? Easy, 42

Or geography. What colour is Canada? Pink.

How many eggs are in a dozen? One hundred and seventy five. Booya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starfish]

I hope this is in jest.

From what I've seen you are the dumbest fool to ever infrequently frequent this hole.

 

[Weevil]

Dumb like a fox! Wait, what?

 

[Starfish]

Who here thinks Martha is a box licking, rug muncher?


I do. Well, I'd hope so, at least.




This is just out of observations I've made.
Why wouldn't she get turned on by Dave Letterman trying to molester her with a hand beater if she wasn't a lesbian?

 

[Starfish]

ooops, wrong thread, but this is just as good a place as any.

EBW, I missed you. I am glad you came to visit.

How's the boozing and drugging?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

How's the boozing and drugging?

More to the point, hows that girlfriend you wont let me have?