I'm taking up a collection cause I think that Sparky has gone over the edge.

[FlamingoBlue]

I love the guy but I really think that he needs help. I have spoken to a noted therapist in NYC who has said that he would take Sparky on as a patient but he wants $5000. up front and a deposit of $25000. to draw from for future therapy. The guy will not accept health insurance.

I don't know how many of us are here but I figure that $25. apiece would get the ball rolling. Wire the $$$$ to The National Bank of FlamingoBlue, Cayman Islands. I will personally make sure that Sparky gets all the care that he needs.

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[Sparky Kronkite]

Hah - you won't get much!!!! Not here!!!

Maybe if everyone could just send me Girl Scout Cookies - no, better yet - Girl Scouts - then I'd get better.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Let's have a telethon for Sparky!!!

I spoke with Elvis, fo real, and he said that he would be the M.C. He's arranging all the other acts. I think that Janis Joplin, Jimmie Hendrix and John Lennon have all said that they will be there. We need folks to answer the phones. Any volunteers??

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[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 10-04-2000 at 03:45 PM]

 

[forgetunome]

Can I point at the board?

huh huh can I....please....I wanna point at the money board and smile See how good I smile?

 

[Purple Haze]

I understand Raymond Burr would like to answer the phone, but his mouth is full.