I'm sweating the small stuff.

[tortoise]

My toenails are frightfully ragged and chipped, and it's causing me no end of distress. And I have an ink spot on my right thumb that is HIDEOUS.

I'm practically inconsolable.

 

[michaelmt1]

I think you should end it all !!!!!



Mike

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll get back to you after I'm done fucking Ruby up the ass.

I know you wouldn't want me to miss such an opportunity.

In the meantime, might I suggest watching Basquiat? It's on cable right now and I forgot how much I liked that movie; and it's not just cause of Bowie, either.

 

[Ginny]

those nasty turtle toes are NOT coming near my precious pussy until you get a pedicure.....omg.....the damage you could do....no more "poking at your fleshy pink hole with my big toe" for you young man...no sireee......

 

[tortoise]

LOL. I just watched "Superstar" the other night. The one about Warhol. It's a small, weird world.

 

[Susano]

My toenails are frightfully ragged and chipped, and it's causing me no end of distress. And I have an ink spot on my right thumb that is HIDEOUS.

I'm practically inconsolable.

You think that's bad? My left shoe isn't tied tight enough, and I just can't seem to summon up the motivation to lean down and re-tie it. What am I going to do?

 

[tortoise]

those nasty turtle toes are NOT coming near my precious pussy until you get a pedicure.....omg.....the damage you could do....no more "poking at your fleshy pink hole with my big toe" for you young man...no sireee......

Getting an emergency pedicure TOOT SUITE!

 

[unclej]

i've got wood stain on the cuticles of my right hand, a mosquito bite the size of rhode island on my left shoulder and a terrible need for some jelly belly jelly beans.

do i win anything?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Ginny]

i've got wood stain on the cuticles of my right hand, a mosquito bite the size of rhode island on my left shoulder and a terrible need for some jelly belly jelly beans.

do i win anything?

now why am i sitting here.....even briefly....flashing to how much fun it'd be to feed you jelly beans.....in your lil mouth/cockhole.....just stuff them in there.....one by one.....pat the top of your smooth head....scratch you under your rim......you'd make a cool pet unclej.....though......on second thought....maybe not....i'd prolly be rubbing myself on you.....stroking your sides.....trying to make you squirt.....definitely not a good pet to have around the lil miracle......maybe after she goes off the college i can get my very own cockpig....yeah...that'd be cool.....


and i dunno about prizes...turtle left to grab a bite for supper...we'll have to ask him....