I'm sweating like a...............

[done_got_old]

I was thinking about how to post an update on Facebook. I’m perspiring like it’s summer. I have my fan on and the heat is off. It’s 50 degrees outside and no, I’m not having hot flashes. The factory crashed and burned several years ago. But…….

I’m sweating like a pregnant nun!

Add yours to the list.
I’m sweating like a ________________

 

[Kat73]

I'm sweating like a big breasted bitch in a monsoon.

 

[shynerdgirl]

My dad was fond of, "I'm sweating like a child molester in a nursery."

Can't say I was surprised when I found the contents of his laptop a few years later.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I'm sweating like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm sweating like a menopausal woman living in the desert. Oh wait..

 

[jaF0]

I was thinking about how to post an update on Fac ...

NEVER do that. NEVER






NEVER!!!!


Sign out of it. Delete it. Never return to it.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Whore in church... is the go to.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This from reddit: Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

(But i don't get it. Do fish feel like dicks?)

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sweating like the coronavirus carrier who infected the whole cruise

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Sweating like the coronavirus carrier who infected the whole cruise

is it bad i'm actually laughing?

Sweating like Deckard in the Maury Povich hotseat

 

[done_got_old]

sweating like a whore in church

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sweating like a pair of balls in the Arizona sunshine.

 

[done_got_old]

I'm sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.

 

[done_got_old]

I'm sweating like a fat lad in a spin class

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m sweating like a mod assigned to the GB for a day.