I'm still waiting for the maniacal shit

[KillerMuffin]

Here I am, sitting in my Sunday-go-to-meetin' duds, waiting for the preacher to get up there and go on and on about her maniacal shit for hours like she does. Maybe afterwards we can have us some fried chicken and corn bread. But no, I got myself all duded up for nothing. The maniacal shit hasn't spewed. Not even once. Heck, we haven't even gotten any hellfire and brimstone, or at least a good tata flash. Even the Amen Pew has been quiet. I want my fried chicken, gawddammit. It's the only good reason to come to meetin' other than ogling all those fine backsides in their nice clean and tight sunday best trousers. Yummy. I just wish a few of 'em would stand up more often.

I tell you what.

 

[XXplorher]

Uh, maybe there's no sermon cuz it's Tuesday?

did I miss somethin'?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nah, I don't think the day of the week has anything to do with it. I do believe that our preacher is an athiest.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

And who buffaloed you with that load of bullshit? I think that you're clear and concise. Even when you're wrongheaded. Maniacal, bullpuckey. You're fervant.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

So, you see a preacher huh?

Manical shit in it's own right - don't ya think.

Manical shit? It's all in how one smells it?

One man's manical shit is another man's Miracle Grow.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

Can I quote you? Pretty please?

 

[KillerMuffin]

One man's bullshit is also his gingivitis.

 

[cymbidia]

You're in the wrong venue for manical shit, darlin'.

Perhaps you might want to go find a rabid (hmmm... do they come in any other flavors?) bunch of militant anti-abortionists who're picketing around the entrace to a Planned Parenthood clinic. I'm pretty sure you can get what you want there. Wear your flak jacket, okay?

Just remember...
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And yes.....

One mans gingivitis can be a woman's fantastic oral stimulated orgasm.

No teeth you know.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought that was periodontal disease. I've visited my dentist lately. He's a real stud, too.

Cym, darlin, last time I went to an anti-abortion picketing thing at Planned Parenthood I got into a knock down drag out with the people I was supposed to be picketing with. I'm not horribly for abortion, but I'm tres for Planned Parenthood. Come to think of it, that was fun! The only hypocrasy I can stand is my own.

I embarrassed my mother, too. Icing on the cake.

 

[GuyJD]

I want my fried chicken, gawddammit.

>Wrapping a large box of KFC and placing a stamp on it.<
KM, I need to know where to send your fried chicken. Address please............LOL