I'm still horny

[PacificBlue]

I was hoping that after a weekend of err..well... self-pleasure, I would be relieved of this constant ache. No such luck. Odd really because this is usually my "quiet" time of the month. I can count on not getting turned on as the water hits my nipples in the shower. I can count on not waking up at 2am and cursing that nobody is sleeping next to me to take advantage of.

Sex please.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I second the request on my own behalf....sex please

 

[Ham Murabi]

What a disappointment. Judging by the title, I was sure this was a political thread.

 

[QuickDuck]

Can I third it?

 

[PacificBlue]

I'm beginning to feel like a perve lately. I seem to be focused on it. I'm hoping this will pass soon.

 

[His_kitty]

*sighs deeply*


Check my name for the Sex Please category.

 

[islandman]

sex:

sloppy sex

hard sex

sensual sex

warm sex

outdoor sex

under the stars, in the fields sex

doggie-style sex

tittilating sex

wet sex

penetrating sex

earth-shattering sex



this PSA was brought to you by Islandman, master of his own domain for about 3 hours now.

 

[littlekateyes]

 

[QuickDuck]

shush you... you know you don;t help my situation

 

[PacificBlue]

sex:

sloppy sex

hard sex

sensual sex

warm sex

outdoor sex

under the stars, in the fields sex

doggie-style sex

tittilating sex

wet sex

penetrating sex

earth-shattering sex



this PSA was brought to you by Islandman, master of his own domain for about 3 hours now.

You do realize that this means we will have to dual with feather pillows now!

Your ass is mine darlin!

 

[QuickDuck]

You do realize that this means we will have to dual with feather pillows now!

Your ass is mine darlin!

OUCH!!! ok who just plucked me?

yes i said "plucked"... sheesh stop being rude

 

[islandman]

You do realize that this means we will have to dual with feather pillows now!

Your ass is mine darlin!

Ha. That's what you think! My pillow sham and I will triumph!

 

[PacificBlue]

Ha. That's what you think! My pillow sham and I will triumph!

Your sham is nothing compared to my *triumphent music playing*

BODY PILLOW!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

What A Girl Wants by Christina Aguilera
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I´m thanking you for being there for me.
Like a rock you waited so patiently, while I got it together.
While I figured it out, I only looked but I never touched,
´Cause in my heart was a picture of us:
Holding hands, making plans,
And it´s lucky for me, you understand.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
And I´m thanking you for knowing exactly...
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I´m thanking you for being there for me.
A weaker man might have walked away, but you had faith
Strong enough to move over and understand, while I got it together.
While I figured it out, they say, ´If you love something let it go.
If it comes back it´s yours, and that´s how you know.
It´s for keeps, yeah, it´s for sure.´
And you´re ready and willing to give me more [than]....
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
And I´m thanking you for knowing exactly...
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I´m thanking you for being there for me.
Somebody sensitive and tough;
Somebody there when the going gets rough;
Every night, he´ll be giving his love
To just one girl... one girl... one.
Somebody cool but real tender too;
Somebody, baby, just like you
Can keep me hangin´ around with the one who always knew.
I´m thankin´ you for being there for me.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
And I´m thanking you for knowing exactly...
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I´m thanking you for being there for me.

 

[Autoguy]

Yeah, but she's a little slut.

 

[Ezarc]

Yup, I Ache. I reread my poem tonight and still feel that way.