I'm spoiling for a fight

[Nora]

Anyone care to oblige me?

Possible topics:

1. There's a double standard between permissable behavior for males and permissable behavior for females on the boards.

2. You suck, and here's why: ...

3. Why the fuck do some people feel the need to piss on other people's wheaties?

Topics I'm not in the mood to argue about.

1. Coors. It sucks. End of discussion

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

Ooooo! Fight with me! Please?

Tell me why I suck!

lol

*nibbles your earlobes*

What's shakin', babycakes?

 

[Nora]

Thank you for the link, Lavender. Although it's not going to engender the fight that I'm looking for.

What pissed me off is slightly different from your original post in that link (no, I didn't read the whole thread. I'm lazy.)


Rose, you wanna fight bitch? Ok, you got it!

STOP LICKING MY FUCKING EARLOBES!! I FUCKING HATE THAT!! And since you did it, you suck!


Nothing's up. I'm just chapped.

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rambrat]

okay...#1...you're all whacked!

Thank God we were made stronger or you would kick our ass. You're far more violent.


Did I do good Nor-rah!

 

[Saint Peter]

Anyone care to oblige me?

Possible topics:

1. There's a double standard between permissable behavior for males and permissable behavior for females on the boards.

2. You suck, and here's why: ...

3. Why the fuck do some people feel the need to piss on other people's wheaties?

Topics I'm not in the mood to argue about.

1. Coors. It sucks. End of discussion

Fuckin A...who pissed in Nora's COORS?

 

[Nora]

lol stop that! If I laugh then I won't be pissed anymore and I'm *really* enjoying the blood flow. lol

Ok, here's the sitch.

There's a girl...let's call her...um. Girl. So pretend Girl gets fucked over by Guy. Guy lied to her. Told her things on here that were untrue. Guy 'fesses to Girl, says, "oh I'm so sorry! yes I lied and I was wrong, but I love you, please let me try again!" Girl, being well..a girl and far too softhearted for her own good says, "oh yes, I'll take you back, but we'll have to work on trust issues!"

The Lit-world would be up in arms! We'd be doing Ricky Lake show impressions all over the place, necks weaving, fingers in faces..."don't you be trustin' that man, gf! he lied once, he'll lie again!"

But now....change it to Girl and Girl2 and the story changes. "Oh, i hope you two will be happy! You're so good to forgive! We don't hold anything against anyone!"

IT'S MAKING ME WANNA SCREAM and I just won't scream 'til I get the ok from Girl to scream about it. ARGHHHHHHHHHH.

 

[fgarvb1]

Well wasn't that some kinda bullshit!

I read the sticky and i am doing my part, but i'm still pissed about the whole thing. I am thinking of changing my name to madmotherfucker!

you don't like it?

 

[red_rose]

I didn't lick anything, my dear.

I nibbled.


<--now I'm licking.

 

[Guest]

Anyone care to oblige me?

Possible topics:

1. There's a double standard between permissable behavior for males and permissable behavior for females on the boards.
Men have penises and women have vaginas. Men are from Mars and women from Venus. Men's brains are different than women's. Besides, the real reason is we guys have to stick together to rule over the world to wrest power from you wenches.

2. You suck, and here's why: ...
You have enormous nipples and a very large, erect clitoris? Is that the right answer?

3. Why the fuck do some people feel the need to piss on other people's wheaties?
I don't practice the golden shower fetish myself, but one should always where their contacts or glasses to help with the aim.

Topics I'm not in the mood to argue about.

1. Coors. It sucks. End of discussion
The stadium? Oops. Sorry. You didn't want to talk about that.

 

[lavender]

 

[Nora]

okay...#1...you're all whacked!

Thank God we were made stronger or you would kick our ass. You're far more violent.


Did I do good Nor-rah!

lol! No fight from me. I'm hugely violent and I like it that way. And yeah, I think gender-perceptions are pretty freakin' whacked. So YOU FUCKED UP, RAMBRAT! NO FIGHT! *grin*

 

[red_rose]

lol stop that! If I laugh then I won't be pissed anymore and I'm *really* enjoying the blood flow. lol

Ok, here's the sitch.

There's a girl...let's call her...um. Girl. So pretend Girl gets fucked over by Guy. Guy lied to her. Told her things on here that were untrue. Guy 'fesses to Girl, says, "oh I'm so sorry! yes I lied and I was wrong, but I love you, please let me try again!" Girl, being well..a girl and far too softhearted for her own good says, "oh yes, I'll take you back, but we'll have to work on trust issues!"

The Lit-world would be up in arms! We'd be doing Ricky Lake show impressions all over the place, necks weaving, fingers in faces..."don't you be trustin' that man, gf! he lied once, he'll lie again!"

But now....change it to Girl and Girl2 and the story changes. "Oh, i hope you two will be happy! You're so good to forgive! We don't hold anything against anyone!"

IT'S MAKING ME WANNA SCREAM and I just won't scream 'til I get the ok from Girl to scream about it. ARGHHHHHHHHHH.

If you're talking about who I think you're talking about... I'm behind you 110%.

Irks the shit out of me.

 

[Nora]

Re: Well wasn't that some kinda bullshit!

I read the sticky and i am doing my part, but i'm still pissed about the whole thing. I am thinking of changing my name to madmotherfucker!

you don't like it?

Which sticky? The copyright violation? *shrug*

I think madmotherfucker would be a pretty funny nick.

 

[lavender]

 

[LukkyKnight]

...But now....change it to Girl and Girl2 and the story changes. "Oh, i hope you two will be happy! You're so good to forgive! We don't hold anything against anyone!"

I have to check with Guy2 before I can react in case he's not up for wheaties and coors.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: I'm spoiling for a fight

Anyone care to oblige me?

Possible topics:

1. There's a double standard between permissable behavior for males and permissable behavior for females on the boards.
Men have penises and women have vaginas. Men are from Mars and women from Venus. Men's brains are different than women's. Besides, the real reason is we guys have to stick together to rule over the world to wrest power from you wenches.

2. You suck, and here's why: ...
You have enormous nipples and a very large, erect clitoris? Is that the right answer?

3. Why the fuck do some people feel the need to piss on other people's wheaties?
I don't practice the golden shower fetish myself, but one should always where their contacts or glasses to help with the aim.

Topics I'm not in the mood to argue about.

1. Coors. It sucks. End of discussion
The stadium? Oops. Sorry. You didn't want to talk about that.

1. I thought guys stuck together so they'd have someone to watch hockey with. Silly me.

2. Yes to one, no to the other. But it's still the wrong answer. I suck because I have lips and when they close around an object and form an air-tight seal and I breath in, sucking is the result.

3. spelling buddy says wear. But yes, aim is important.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I'm spoiling for a fight

1. I thought guys stuck together so they'd have someone to watch hockey with. Silly me.

2. Yes to one, no to the other. But it's still the wrong answer. I suck because I have lips and when they close around an object and form an air-tight seal and I breath in, sucking is the result.

3. spelling buddy says wear. But yes, aim is important.

______

*Sigh*

3. I thought I would leave that for Problem Child... to encourage adishunal discushun.

 

[LukkyKnight]

velcro rox

Guys stick together only if they don't shower enough. If you ask, I can explain about the sticky stuff, but I felt it was important to clarify the point regardless.

 

[Nora]

I didn't lick anything, my dear.

I nibbled.


<--now I'm licking.

ok, but just no ear licking. drives me mad. Ooo and hubby brought home ice cream sammiches! I might have to get over myself...

 

[Guest]

2. You suck, and here's why: ...

Ouch! Those three dots hurt. ;_;

 

[Nora]

Re: velcro rox

Guys stick together only if they don't shower enough. If you ask, I can explain about the sticky stuff, but I felt it was important to clarify the point regardless.

If it's the same sticky stuff that migrates to the rim of the toilet, I really really really do not wanna know.

Sorry, Proofreadmanx. I really avoid the whole spell-check thang, cuz I believe in reading for content. I just couldn't resist that one. Forgive me? *smiles*

Nudeguy? If you put some clothes on those ellipses wouldn't hurt so badly.

 

[fgarvb1]

Nora, yes that sticky! i liked my ape!


whats wrong with scab beer?