I'm so

[Rhys]

heathen!

you mash it with a fork ONLY!!!

Only the most poofter would use a cuisinart. Thank God we enlightened queers.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Lowery's seasoning salt...with dilled cream cheese, sprouts on seven grain bread....


moan

thick slices on a BLT... after-sex snack extraordinaire.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can I lick it off your toes?

if you get the stain off my pants too... *snicker*

 

[Rhys]

thick slices on a BLT... after-sex snack extraordinaire.

Add a little thinly sliced deli turkey and some tomato slices. And a beer. Yeah.

 

[Rhys]

if you get the stain off my pants too... *snicker*

Are you a wet boy again? Did the visual of being rimmed by a tounge and guacamole set you off? *evil grin*

 

[Guest]

heathen!

you mash it with a fork ONLY!!!

Only the most poofter would use a cuisinart. Thank God we enlightened queers.

_______

I'm not a poofter, Rhys, a proofer, maybe.

But from your posts above, maybe you guys are Amish, too?

My Cuisinart produces five manly cupfuls, and that's only after pushing that hard little button 4 or 5 times.

Mashing fork, Carson? Kids today . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

if I ate 5 cups of guacamole I'd have to go to the emergency room.

 

[Guest]

if I ate 5 cups of guacamole I'd have to go to the emergency room.

_______

You're s'posed to share.

 

[carsonshepherd]

_______

You're s'posed to share.

share? what's that?

 

[Rhys]

if I ate 5 cups of guacamole I'd have to go to the emergency room.

Yeah, that's a gallbladder attack and I don't even have one of those anymore.

 

[Rhys]

share? what's that?

Bitch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bitch.

I am very, very greedy when it comes to things I want.

 

[Guest]

I am very, very greedy when it comes to things I want.

____

Five cup limit?

No cum-gargling orgies for you.

 

[Rhys]

I am very, very greedy when it comes to things I want.

I like greedy little cumsluts.

 

[carsonshepherd]

So do I.

 

[Rhys]

Quit talking about Bridgette Nielsen for god'sake. You're causing a retreat here!

 

[carsonshepherd]

no, i was just busy thinking about cum-gargling orgies....

 

[Rhys]

We need a good old fashioned cum gargling orgy, dammit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

what are you waiting for then?

 

[Rhys]

It's your turn, asshole.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*lick*

 

[Rhys]

*mmmmmm a little lower please*