I'm so hot ....

[CharleyH]

I just got back from getting groceries, half of me melted off when I was putting stuff in the trunk. Then the bag boy called the manager who made me scrape that half of me up and put it in a plastic bag to take home with me. They are in a no melting zone.

God, those bag boys have stamina that I cannot quite imagine! Or was that you? In this scenario?

 

[SeaCat]

Currently in Wesp Palm Beach it is 87°F with 70% humidity. That's down from this afternoon when it reached a balmy 92°F with a lovely 88% humidity. The good thing though was we had a nice breeze so it didn't feel too bad as I raked and shoveled.

The bad news is I talked with my father right around noon and he was reading a lovely temp. of 102°F on Cape Cod.

Cat

 

[kendo1]

That's why we sent you lot over there.

Ken

 

[TxRad]

That's why we sent you lot over there.

Ken

Yes and the Native Americans are still trying to figure out a way to repay you.....

 

[Guest]

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[wazhazhe]

I'm in a worse place.... I'm working just north of Victoria...... all the humidity and none of the breeze... can you spell oven, boys and girls.....

Yeah, that's much worse than here. You have my sympathies. Hot as it is, at least we do have the wind.

 

[CharleyH]

No one has anything more than the weather to talk about?

 

[rgraham666]

No one has anything more than the weather to talk about?

You started it.

But thanks to the heat there was a lot of eye candy down at The Beach.

 

[CharleyH]

You started it.

But thanks to the heat there was a lot of eye candy down at The Beach.

I was a bit sexual in it, though. and I am waiting (other than the Fool who picked up on it).

 

[CharleyH]

Rain - finally

Ah rain - If I could have sex in it I would - thunder and lightning? BRING IT ON! All the more excitement. I was just outside standing and basking and wow - rain! How simply beautiful it is - it makes me wet. :|

 

[The_Fool]

Ah rain - If I could have sex in it I would - thunder and lightning? BRING IT ON! All the more excitement. I was just outside standing and basking and wow - rain! How simply beautiful it is - it makes me wet. :|

Hey, I wrote that story.....

 

[deathlynx]

It's been near 100F up here (New England)...So that might not be that bad to some but I'm a viking by genetics...Give me 40F and I'm fine for jeans and a T...

As for how I can think of having sex? There's plenty of lakes and a nice secluded in-ground pool just calling my name...Not to mention air conditioned bedroom!

 

[glynndah]

Perhaps this would come in handy?

 

[Matadore]

Hot

Are you hot today and how HOT are you?

It's so hot that I saw two squirrels fanning an ear of corn to keep the kernels from popping before a third could eat it.

It’s so hot the buzzards are holding parasols while they circle over me.

It’s so hot that I tried to pee on the grass, but the stream evaporated before it got to the ground.

It’s so hot; I saw the devil trying to buy an air conditioner. (No luck...one can’t be had even for ready cash.)

It’s so hot; I saw a pig renting its sty by the minute.

It’s so hot some folks are trying to cool off by spontaneous human combustion.

It’s so hot the corner store is selling asbestos tampons.

It’s so hot the fat man farted fire.