I'm so hot/cold that.....

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Inspiration for this thread goes back to Match Game. (young'uns won't recognize that)

The host would say something like "Yesterday it was so smoggy" and the audience would reply "How smoggy was it?".

Then the host would say it was so smoggy that -blank- and the contestants would fill in the blank and try to guess what the celebrities used to fill in the blank.

In the interests of time we're leaving out the first two steps, the studio audience and the celebrities.

Just go straight to "I'm so hot/cold (pick one, you'll get to switch in 6 months or so) that" and fill in the blank.

To start:

I'm so hot that I'm thinking about vacationing in a volcano.

Enjoy!

 

[BoomerP]

Err.. How hot was it?

 

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Err.. How hot was it?

More humidity than actual heat today, Parrish-93% humidity

Why don't you give it a go?

 

[BoomerP]

More humidity than actual heat today, Parrish-93% humidity

Why don't you give it a go?

Ok I still dont follow 100% but let's try

Work today was so boring that

 

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Someone suggested that I not give up on this thread, but try simpler instructions so here goes:

1. Decide if it is hot or cold where you are
2. Write either "I'm so hot that" or "I'm so cold that" followed by an unusual way to describe it, like:

I'm so hot that I can make tea without plugging in the kettle.

That's it-thanks for playing.

 

[Essa]

I'm so hot that my Man can't get fire insurance

 

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I'm so hot that even Essa's comment doesn't make me want to start playing.

 

[lovemonster]

I'm so cold they could make ice cubes on my ass.

 

[Scrotumus]

I'm so cold they could make ice cubes on my ass.

Not to mention that cumsicle hanging from it!

 

[Essa]

I’m so hot the devil sweats just looking at me

 

[BritPup]

I'm so cold that there's a tit perched on my nipple!

http://i.pbase.com/g3/71/36871/3/54151593.04_Bluetit.jpg

 

[Essa]

I’m so cold, my false teeth are chattering and they’re still in the glass

 

[smotherman]

I'm so hot that you can roast a chicken on my ass.

 

[smotherman]

I'm so hot hell doesn't want me.http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/160/160292/folders/216301/1906993woot.gif

 

[Essa]

I’m so hot that the ice melted as soon as it touched my erect nipple.

 

[BritPup]

I'm so hot, bush fires keep breaking out.

Ow!!! There's another...

 

[lovemonster]

I'm so hot, you need to wear protective gear to have sex with me.

 

[BritPup]

I'm so cold that my willie has turned from an outie to an innie.

 

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I'm so hot my condoms have fire retardant in them.

 

[Essa]

I'm so hot I can fry an egg on me belly

 

[BritPup]

I'm so cold that if I'm not a good boy, Hell will actually freeze over when I snuff it.

 

[Essa]

I'm so cold that the stone I thought I had rolling around in my shoe is actually my little toe

 

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I'm so hot that when a lady sends me a drink, the ice cubes melt before it gets to me.