I'm so going to hell....

[munku]

If I was not going to hell for all of my past deeds, this one *will*

Here's a story idea:

It is the Biblical end-times and the story takes place just after a ferocious battle leaving only a few living (and undead) creatures around, including the Anti-Christ and Christ himself.

Christ is loosing the war, most of his angels are already dead and it seems the Anti-Christ (male/female/herm/whatever) unless Jesus can come up with a way to defeat his Anti.

Boom: He realizes a great weapon: Sex, and the pleasure contained therein. he's got to sacrafice himself once again--not to death, or to death, which ever--by making sure the Anti-Christ is
Absolutely satisfied.

Alright, *cringe* waiting for the flames from users and Satan Himself

 

[sirhugs]

all you need is a category.

Is the Anti-Christ female?

 

[munku]

I think so

Since the anti-christ is supposed to be opposite of Christ, it would have to be a she and more than likely Bi-sexual.


oooh....I just had more thoughts. Oi, got to stop this and go to bed. heh, that's funny: a serial about Jesus trying to screw the Anti-christ to save the world.

As for the category? I really have no idea, depending on how someone takes it...

 

[sirhugs]

Re: I think so

Since the anti-christ is supposed to be opposite of Christ, it would have to be a she and more than likely Bi-sexual.


oooh....I just had more thoughts. Oi, got to stop this and go to bed. heh, that's funny: a serial about Jesus trying to screw the Anti-christ to save the world.

As for the category? I really have no idea, depending on how someone takes it...

isn't it all started by the Whore of Babylon?

 

[snooper]

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isn't it all started by the Whore of Babylon?

Read the Book. it was Eve what done it.

 

[TheCaptain]

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isn't it all started by the Whore of Babylon?

My understanding of the Bible was the Whore of Babylon was a figurative way of describing the decadence of the city of Babylon itself... something which had always intrigued me because the Babylon of historical texts seemed the place to be back in the day, ifya get my meaning!

Read the Book. it was Eve what done it.

Yes, supposedly Eve's willingness to push the boundaries and Adam's gullability combined to get Humanity kicked out of Eden, good or bad thing I don't know, probably bad but who's to say?

Very interesting concept so far... yes probably more enjoyable if the Devil was a female (bi too, of course), and can imagine it easier if Satan was a lady! . This could turn out to be quite an interesting read somewhere down the line...

 

[TheCaptain]

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Sorry, mistaken post and can't delete for some reason...

 

[fogbank]

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Babylon was actually a code word for Rome. Much of Revelations is a condemnation of the Roman Empire, which John equated as a strong source of evil and a threat to the early Christian movement. Obviously, he couldn't go out and directly condemn the Romans, so he called this evil empire Babylon instead, since it was said in the old testament that Babylon would destroy Jerusalem, and in 70 AD (about 25 years before John wrote Revelations), Romans destroyed parts of Jerusalem, including the temple. There are several hints that he's referring to Romans though--he describes Rome as a city with imperial might, a conquerer of other cities, and that it is situated on seven hills, which accurately describes Rome. As well, he describes the whore as having purple clothing, and purple was the royal colour of the emporer of Rome. There are other references, too.

Once the Roman Empire actually became a defender of Christianity, of course, the higher-ups in the church had to change their interpretation of the text, and gloss over the references to Rome.

Not that any of this needs to have any bearing on your story... Even if Revelations began as an allegory, there have been so many literal interpretations that it's definitely gained a life of its own. Too bad you can't do any beastiality on here. There are so many cool beasts and animals in revelations. Anyway, great ideas, keep 'em up!