I'm snowed in and bored as hell....entertain me

*Eve*

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Tell me a joke, anything, to ease this suffering of mine.
 
Re: i can burp the alphabet

Emerald_eyed said:
i can burp the alphabet

that interesting, I knew someone who could queef the alphabet
 
~slips into the room...strips off clothes...paints body half red half blue (length wise) stands on head and begins to sing "My way"~


Hows that?:D
 
curious2c said:
~slips into the room...strips off clothes...paints body half red half blue (length wise) stands on head and begins to sing "My way"~


Hows that?:D

sounds good, but do you take requests?
 
*Eve* said:
do you know any gansta rap?

For you I will learn some quick. Let me get this macerana thing out of the way first.


Ooops...~THUMP~ Ow! Ummm...I think I broke my...heh:eek:
I'll be back...:eek:
 
curious2c said:
For you I will learn some quick. Let me get this macerana thing out of the way first.


okay, I want you to learn "Straight outta Compton" by NWA or maybe "Rump Shaka" by Wreck N' Effects
 
*Eve* said:
okay, I want you to learn "Straight outta Compton" by NWA or maybe "Rump Shaka" by Wreck N' Effects

I can do that. *moves his silly white ass in provocative way*
 
*Eve* said:
okay, I want you to learn "Straight outta Compton" by NWA or maybe "Rump Shaka" by Wreck N' Effects

Believe it or not...my youngest son listens to Wreck N' Effects. I will look up that one and give it a whirl...hmmm...it will be like the Vanilla Ice version...I'm sooooo white. sorry.;)
 
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