I'm sittin here.....

[Phoenix]

Celestial Body

LAVA is not a bitch no no she is MY BITCH. lol Don't worry she is not alone Renegade has been bitch slapped by me a couple of times. ( Hey I had to say it).lmao. I just never get caught damn it is good to be EVIL.

Anyways I understand about the PMS thread the only bad part is now I am addicted to it and right now I am not in any other threads and since Ren is going through some things I decided to come up with a few thread ideas to tide myself over instead of spending hours stealing from Napster and drooling over you posts. ( It's true. It's true). So anyways I bet my surprise can match yours Celest. Bwhahahhahhahahha (Trademark evil laught). MMMM Jello (Homer simpson impersonation)

 

[cheekyminx]

The Infamous 501 Test

Ok Lava..here is a test you can get all the sexy men to do.
Its called the 501 test (inspired by Levi's 501)
Firstly you need a seat for them to sit on.
Now its most important to check for a few things, these being :- resiliancey, form, suppleness of skin, texture, soundness, muscle tone, and nerve endings.
Now you can test for these in any way you feel fit.
Now pinching is good for checking the nerve endings, and the suppleness, see how quickly it bounces back, I have found massaging good to check muscle tone. Now Im sure you being the INNOCENT but wicked lady that you are, you will have no problem in finding other ways to test as well. I will look forward to reading your results!
Take care Lava and hurry up out of there.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Newbie, heheheh

It's wierd, my posts are quickly racing up to Guru, but I still feel like a virgin. I'm getting a little more comfortable with thinking my contributions are worhty of y'all, but I still feel like a newbie. I just had to laugh about a 6mth tenure being so much more experienced than a 2 mth tho .

I suggest you keep a sheaf of important papers handy so that a couple can be conveniently be dropped behind any likely prospect that steps close to your bed.

Oh yeah, I also wanted t*cough*
*gasp*
*clutch chest*
*fall to ground*
*open one eye carefully to see if the Goddess is rushing in to administer infamous CPR technique*
*pray quietly yet feverently*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

oooo phoenix....and MACKDADDY MY AIM CRASHED!!

phoenix:

I'm your bitch? FINALLY I'M SOMEONE'S BITCH! FINALLY...DOES THAT MEAN I GET SPANKED? wait..that was at five hundred posts....um........pheonix. I would love you aim handle. Well I would love to "handle" you too...and you checked yourself into hospitals for me? aww you sweet thang. I'm at the St. Joseph's Hospital in Milwaukee, WI. Shit, I feel stalkers coming on. Just joking. I miss talking on aol IM but it keeps crashing on me. Hey phoenix, what is the official costume of being your 'bitch?' I sort of want to fill the requirements, how about a pair of silk panties..red...and um......that's it? lol....just tryin to amuse myself. My lil intern boy has gone home.
Phoenix, I love THE PM thread (you called it PMS! LOL!!!!) I just wish that damn, (sorry dirk) um...he just came in at the wrong moment, and he didn't even fight with me when I told him he was...well you read it...I wanted to fight and have ren save me...or you...but...seems to me, he just wanted to knock me out. Whatever. Can't wait to see your plot twists. And your words have been amusing me in this time of........HOSPITAL BOREDOM.

CB:
you crazy kook. Watch who you are callin bitch. Miss ya!

Mackdaddy:




THe newbie:

We do have more experience than you, you sort of have to earn your rep around here. I just earned some of mine, I'm still not as infamous as renegade and such...
ANd you better keep those eyes closed, hate it when your kissing and....i mean...cpr-ing...is that a word?

keep the messages coming, I'm thrivin off of em...

LICKS and wiggles
monique

IM me at
BodyGoddesss

 

[DarkAngel]

O Lava,

How do I want thee Laissez-moi compter les voies,

un, deux, trois, quatre

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

DARK ANGEL WINS...

sorry, the french sort of gave it to him...lol...your words are really sweet. GRRRRRRRRR.............that was a good growl mon amour.....
Vous pouvez m'avoir. Quand? Où?


Hope my dear grande dragon, that you haven't thought that I have forgotten you or are ignoring you, a brief hospital stay...I hope to keep it brief...has kept me from emails. My laptop is not giving me access. I have been here for a week, hopefully, I go home soon.

MUAH! to you all...LICKS and wiggles
Monique...my name is french...lol...didn't even think about that...

 

[DarkAngel]

Okay I won't say anything Lava.. but I like the name.

I hope you are okay... Take care.. and I will think of you.

Cyan

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: Celestial Body

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ahh, it's an RP thing right.

I keep getting told I must venture over there. Maybe tomorrow, any hints?

 

[Renegade]

Ahh, it's an RP thing right.

I keep getting told I must venture over there. Maybe tomorrow, any hints?

Bring a mop. It tends to get very sloppy over there in some threads.

Great to hear that you're feeling better, Lava. Maybe once you get back, we can have a jello wrestling match of our own? *strips down to boxers... then notices... I've forgotten to wear boxers* Ah.... this is what I get for coming here right after doing a bunch of sexual role playing posts. *wraps towel around waist* Uh... I'll be back in a minute. *runs off to find the nearest closet to hide inside of* And I better not hear any jokes about "coming out of the closet"!!!

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

No.............come back jack..........I mean renegade...........

Sorry, titanic moment, WONT let it happen again.


Why are you running hun? As much as I love to see you, it ain't so bad watchin ya go...

>mad fits of giggles, composes self, runs towards closet<


<laughs, turns knob, puts "do not disturb" sign up, enters closet>

............crickets...........moment of silence....

>door opens towel gets thrown out<

hm.............wrestling match with renegade. mmmmmm........rene.........i mean...........MMMMMMM jello........lol..........


DarkAngel:

Thank you! lol, my name isn't on keychains though, too odd of a name. ANd thank you for thinking about me...that sounds odd....oh well...I miss talking to you, and you can tell my lack of energy keeps my french to a minimum....you never did answer my question of when and where!


Pheonix:
I too want that thread to move quickly, IM IMPATIENT! lol.....


WHY IS THIS THREAD ALWAYS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE! lol

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*eyes closed*
*waiting for CPR so I can get up and go and look at the RPs*

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: No.............come back jack..........I mean renegade...........

DarkAngel:

Thank you! lol, my name isn't on keychains though, too odd of a name. ANd thank you for thinking about me...that sounds odd....oh well...I miss talking to you, and you can tell my lack of energy keeps my french to a minimum....you never did answer my question of when and where!

Anytime and anywhere

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Dark, you are the first Male tease I have encountered....

You better be able to keep up then......do you think you can? And as Mackdaddy says, "Don't tease...."

ANd you you really REALLY mean anywhere? anytime? so.....say......NOW!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: Dark, you are the first Male tease I have encountered....

And as Mackdaddy says, "Don't tease...."

Ummm hon, I don't say that anymore.

I thought you said I was a tease.

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: Dark, you are the first Male tease I have encountered....

You better be able to keep up then......do you think you can? And as Mackdaddy says, "Don't tease...."

ANd you you really REALLY mean anywhere? anytime? so.....say......NOW!

Yes

 

[Renegade]

Why are you running hun? As much as I love to see you, it ain't so bad watchin ya go...

>mad fits of giggles, composes self, runs towards closet<


<laughs, turns knob, puts "do not disturb" sign up, enters closet>

............crickets...........moment of silence....

>door opens towel gets thrown out<

hm.............wrestling match with renegade. mmmmmm........rene.........i mean...........MMMMMMM jello........lol..........

Whoa! *puts chair up against door to keep it locked* MMMMM... my favorite kind of pie....

I'm gonna need to learn how to speak french(or whatever language that is)soon. Who knows what you people could be saying about me behind my back. Don't make me edit you all now that I'm a moderator! Oops, I better stop bragging about that before someone hunts me down.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lol....you crack me up

Renegade:

*WEG* Too bad I miss you on IM all the time, it seems you get on when I go to bed.

I am going to have to ask you for the license to use that thing....I sure do enjoy bad boys...and if your namesake is true.......So I'm naked, your naked...what sort of conversation do 'naked' people have?

Allright, is like forever early here, and I'm just rambling.




DarkAngel:

*WEG times 10* I will take you up on that.....

 

[Renegade]

Renegade:

*WEG* Too bad I miss you on IM all the time, it seems you get on when I go to bed.

I am going to have to ask you for the license to use that thing....I sure do enjoy bad boys...and if your namesake is true.......So I'm naked, your naked...what sort of conversation do 'naked' people have?

Allright, is like forever early here, and I'm just rambling.

I get on when EVERYBODY goes to bed. lol For me, to get on early is to get on at 9 pm. The only reason I'm on right now is because it's like 5 am and I've been searching the web since midnight. I need to start going to sleep early. Wait... 5 am is early in the morning... guess that means I better start going to sleep late... ok... enough thinking... it's not my strong point.

As for the kind of conversation naked people have: It consists mostly of moans and grunts with the occasional "oh god" thrown in here and there. Other then that, the only thing you'll hear is the sound of skin slapping against another. Damn, I need to have my head examined.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

*drool*

Renegade,

oh, the soothing sounds of skin contact early in the morning...the graceful "OH GOOD GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO........UGHHHHHHHHHH...........FASTER" seem to echoe off the walls. The steady panting before the early dew....

May I please tell you that I am on the first round of my anestesia(sp) and that I really do mean what I said, just not sure if I should have said it.

Your words are so.......eloquent? lol...you made me laugh, and I'm so nervous right now. I go in in 10 hours, and they have me started on the procedure already. Which title do you think I should pick oh wise and powerful (mmmmmm......powerful...) renegade?


CB:

My im sort of crashed at around 6 my time. Damn laptop. I could blame it on the intern boy. Miss ya!


Mackdaddy:
Your title is tied with Too hot for t.v. and Unleashed heat. SIgh....maybe I'll use them all...
Miss ya hun!

 

[Phoenix]

H.B.I.C.-Horny Bastard In Charge

Ok I know I have not really posted in two days ( I had a rough school workload this week) but I am Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Lava the uniform for Phoenix's bitch is uh this rubber band, high heels and a uh this red string. Panties? Please who ever gave that idea.

I love the PM thread ( I like PMS better) everyone there is so damn good. And Renegade is OK too. lol. BTW to cure hospital boredom: Pretend to get raped by your invisible friend. Trust me this always gets me a private room for some odd reason. hmmm

BTW Phoenix for 2001 Most Improved Poster (Hmmm Imagine that CB. lol)

 

[Renegade]

Which title do you think I should pick oh wise and powerful (mmmmmm......powerful...) renegade?

I'm still a big fan of the title "The Bitch is in Heat" myself. lol Hope everything works out and that you get your butt back here asap. We got some paddling to do. Take care of yourself, you little bottle blond you.