I'm sittin here.....

[LAVA GODDESSS]

ALright.......so I got home....then I got called back to the hospital...something about test results and needing me to be there for more.......So fine, Not too crazy about the idea. Then they bring me dinner. DEFINATELY NOT EATING THAT.


I would kill for a twinkie....or ten......sigh....I'm just bored, and my roomie wants to only watch soap operas. I'd rather wrestle in jell-o.

Alright. So this is MY FIRST rambling thread. Won't happen again.

 

[Rosebud]

I am sorry goddess...what tests????

 

[jcgirl]

i want a twinkie.....

 

[SweetNick]

with cream???

 

[jcgirl]

of course, is there a without?

 

[SweetNick]

in that case, i might be able to find one for you Jessica! (can't believe you called me Nicholas)

 

[jcgirl]

hehe

Awwww, Outta love What did you think Id forget?

 

[Cheyenne]

Are you on your laptop posting from a hospital bed?

 

[cheekyminx]

Grins what you do Lava is, start ranking the doctors and male orderlies butts. Grins.
I have spent plenty of time in hospital, and I even had them bending over so I could rate their butts!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Phoenix]

HMM how can my favorite diety/goddess spend time in the hospital? Hmmm

Well Lava whateva you are in the hospital for get well soon. Lawd I know the feeling of hospitals. Here is a fun thing to try: Convince the doctor you have been driven insane. Try random things like convincing the doc and roomate you have a manic depressive invisible friend who is currently going through an inferiority complex. Woah that was fun to try right before my knee surgery.

Oh you can always do the always fun the walls are closing in on me syndrome when the doctor comes in the room.

My personal favorite is torturing your roomate. Reenacting scene's from Slingblade and Silence of the Lambs always work. Especially late at night when it is dark and people are a lil more jumpy. WOOOHOO.

Anyways get well soon Lava muh dear and truth be told I rather see you wrestling in JELLO and trust me I can always join in because there is alway room for Phoenix and Jello especially strawberry. (Trademark Homer Simpson impersonation) MMMM Strawberry

 

[Renegade]

Alright. So this is MY FIRST rambling thread. Won't happen again.

Don't worry about it. Much worse stuff has been used for threads lately. Like, did you see that rip-off thread called "Movies!" that someone started? Man, whoever it was that started that thing is a real idiot. Oh wait... I'm the one that started that thread... nevermind.

Let me start over: Vent all you want, Lava. That seems to be a good thing that this board is for lately. And I say you take Phoenixs advice and have some fun with the docs. But, to quote Return of the Living Dead "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, don't name it after me." heheh

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

THE EVIL MEANIES TOOK MY LAPTOP!!!!

I had to sneak out and go get it myself. Damn people. And yes, I'm typin from my hospital bed. Though this gown......um........there is no back. You all should have seen me. I ran out of my room and (GRIN! BACKLESS>>>GOWN>>>>ON HEAVY MEDS>>>>>>>LOL)


You all gave me way too many ideas. HEHE. They had the interns in here, around the clock new people...doing that 'hmmmmm......' thing, and nodding, they have no clue what the hell is going on. Newho, this one intern stayed and talked for HOURS! i think it was because I pinched his butt. Couldn't help myself. It was too cute in those blue pants. Yum. SO here I am, askin for a sponge bath. *WEG*


PHOENIX:

I'm your favorite Goddess? thank you! and you are the one who gave me all the evil ideas. Naughty boy. You should come over and be my roomy. We can get into allllll sorts of trouble. Come to think of it, I had jello for breakfast....hehe......the nurse was like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIKE A LOONATIC" I was like "wrestling........jello................." I couldn't breathe...laughed wayyyy too hard. The nurse came over and checked to see if my iv was kinked .........so funny.

RENEGADE:

Thank you for your good wishes. The pm69 thread is really the only one currently (minus my threads) that is keeping me sane. And you better still wait for our jello match, CB and I will collect our prize......we won't let you forget. So uh......I'm gonna get my sponge bath now. *WEG x10*

And to the rest of you......no, I didn't forget you. Thank you for amusing me....doesn't take much. I will however, accept payments of 'pity' in the form of twinkies. I asked that cute intern if he would bring me one.

GOTTA GO.....GOTTA HIDE HTIS DAMN THING...

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Get well soon LAVA.

Pssst. Hide the laptop, here they come.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

STILL.......

alive and kicken......love you guys......miss you mack!

 

[Nicole]

Wow gee Goddess I hope you are okay.

I'm thinking of you and I hope it isn't anything too bad.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Phoenix]

My favorite Diety- The Lava Goddess

Good Lawd. Lava if I was your roomy we would never get better because I think we would have a lil too much fun. As for me being naughty (puts pinky to mouth and proceeds to turn from black to red all the while sprouding horns) Whatever do you mean my lady. bwhhahahhahaahahhhahahhahah (Trademark evil laugh). WHOOOO Jello wrestling. Please lemme be the referee, I promise to be fair and get in the middle of the action as much as possible. MMMM strawberry( Trademark Homer Simpson impersonation)

 

[Phoenix]

Celestial Body- My favorite Celestial being

Waitaminute what do you mean you and Ren are the only that have not been to the hospital in the past month. What about.. no no she in now. Ok what how bout.... ( no wait they were last month) I got it! Me I am the picture of health ( Looks at the stack of pills on the table and the doctor bills pilling up in the mail box. Uh neva mind you and Renegade it is

 

[Renegade]

Actualy, I've been to the hospital in the last month. Nothing serious, just to have myself checked up on an ear infection. Got some medication, and the dang thing FINALY got better(it had been bugging me for almost two months). But that's another story... which I've pretty much told you everything about. lol

And don't you think I've forgotten about the jello match, Lava! I'm getting my tongue ready for licking you both clean afterwards. I'll be sure to go for licking out every single inch of your bodys. Oh brother... now I need to go take a cold shower.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I'm just bored, and my roomie wants to only watch soap operas. I'd rather wrestle in jell-o.

Umm, I'd rather you wrestled in jello than watched soaps too, but then I'd rather watch you wrestle in jello than do all manner of things, even important ones, like breath.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

this jusper kid....newbie.......I like em....

Jusper...
Hi, I'm lava.....and I'm addicted to lit....and nice to meet you......ANd your comment made me blush...Did you say you weren't breathing, cause I know CPR. But I know a special way. Tounge is involved.

Phoenix:
you sexy sexy sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy man. OOOO...I think maybe you should check yourself in and we can give each other sponge baths.......hehe.......MUAHAHAHAHA....and as for you bein naughty......well let's compare our naughtiest....you first.........
MUAH! LICKS AND WIGGLES headed your way


Renegade:
Still alive and kicken, hope you are better. Ear infections are nasty. They are a pain in the butt. Kisses to make it better, and you better keep up your strength cause their is a whole hell of a lot of legs to htis gal.....

CelestialBody:
Wussup SIsta! I miss talkin to ya on Im. You know I couldn't forget you! you are the only female I really talk to....you make me jealous talkin to phoenix and ren.....GRRRRRr...but luv ya neways. I am thriving on the pm thread right now...... Ya know I'm not offended by the bitch comment...dunno why.

Nicole:
Thank you much.....I stole the wiggle part of your title...sorry....I am feelin a tad better. That new intern boy, and the sponge bath made me feel better right quick. I think those cotton scrubs tehy wear don't hide much

Mackdaddy.
Miss you sooooo much on im. I sort of logged on today, very unsuccessful, made my laptop crash.

Keep the messages coming. I'm lonely.

MUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHH!

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: this jusper kid....newbie.......I like em....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

LAVA, check your mail.

 

[Phoenix]

Lady Lava aka Ms. Too Hot for TV ( Remember I came up with that. lmao)

Sexy huh well would I be sexy if I did (Sings the Fat Bastard sexy man song). BTW I did check into a hospital looking for you, however once I was admitted I realized I made a big mistake. Yup only for you Lava will me J Phoenix will check himself into a mental hospital. Then once they let me go due to a lack of funds the next hospital was wrong too. By the way did you know that sperm bank counts as a hosiptal and to make things even more interesting sperm banks have better magazines and videos than hospitals. HMMM oh well anyways Since I always flash my naughties it is your turn. ( Putting on glasses just for this)