I'm sick of working. I want a sugar daddy.

[KillerMuffin]

Really.

I do.

I'll even get a job just so I can quit.

I come with a kid, two dogs, one Chihuahua-yeti, and a StudMuffin. I can't have sex with you, but I'm still a lot of fun. When I'm not bitchy which is like every fourth Tuesday. I'm not very violent either. I never actually hit anyone without provocation, I don't care what his lawyer said.

 

[riff]

Really.

I do.

I'll even get a job just so I can quit.

I come with a kid, two dogs, one Chihuahua-yeti, and a StudMuffin. I can't have sex with you, but I'm still a lot of fun. When I'm not bitchy which is like every fourth Tuesday. I'm not very violent either. I never actually hit anyone without provocation, I don't care what his lawyer said.

What's wrong, muffin? I think you could use some Zappa, but he's dead. Long live Frank Zappa!

 

[cybergirly]

When your done interviewing men for the position, would you send the rest my way??

 

[Wiggles]

I just want to win the lottery.

 

[lilminx]

KM, please find one that has a rich friend or brother as well. I work 3 jobs and I'm fucking tired! I need someone to take care of me, at least for a little while.

 

[Kitte]

I want to get on that list too... I have no kids but 4 cats. All I require is a space to write and the time to do it...sex can be negotiable.

 

[Carl East]

I can't have sex with you, but I'm still a lot of fun.

No sex, no sex I thought it worth mentioning twice, just in case I hadn't read it correctly.

You wouldn't be able to resist the arsenal down my slacks sugar buns, if you ask nicely I might just send you my latest bath photo. hehe

Carl

 

[AzureAngel]

I need a sugar-mama. Rowr.

No pets, no kids, but I GOTS BAGGAGE BABY.

 

[Sillyman]

If I make enough money, can I have a harem?

 

[cybergirly]

If I make enough money, can I have a harem?

ohh sillyman, are you sure you could handle a harem?

 

[unclej]

digs around in pocket, picks out lint...hey, i got a dollar two seventy seven, is that enough?

 

[penguindance]

 

[shyybabe]

I love my job, it keeps me sane but I need a male Martha Stewart to handle the housework. Said house comes with two cats, four lizards, one son and on any given occasion ten adopted neighbourhood refugees. Oh yea, a dad who tends to pop in and out at the most inconvenient times.

 

[nasty]

Sounds cook. Wait...NO SEX!!!?? Sorry, I must regretfully decline the application.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Really.

I do.

I'll even get a job just so I can quit.

I come with a kid, two dogs, one Chihuahua-yeti, and a StudMuffin. I can't have sex with you, but I'm still a lot of fun. When I'm not bitchy which is like every fourth Tuesday. I'm not very violent either. I never actually hit anyone without provocation, I don't care what his lawyer said.

Wait, let me get this straight, I get ALL this AND I don't have to have sex with you? Wow! Where do I sign?

 

[morninggirl5]

The father of one of my student's told me and another teacher today that he would definitely share with us if he won the lottery.

As i started dreaming, he changed his mind. He told me that he would have to give me my portion in $20 allotments, otherwise, i would spend it all on my students.

I'm getting better, i only spent 8% of my gross income on them last year. It was 10% the year before.

KM, i really think you should send your rejected applicants to visit me. I only come with a classroom of 13 students. No violence, no Studmuffin, no pets. And i'm only bitchy on Sunday nights and Mondays.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I want to be a suggar daddy

so long as I get lots of sugar

 

[lilminx]

I'll give you some sugah, Fly.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I'll give you some sugah, Fly.

yay