I'm rich! I think.

[cloudy]

I love this place...SheReads was one of my first combatants, I think, memory fades, but so pleased she/it/him/her/undecided, will join the ranks of the rich/privileged and flatulent ruling class, we are planning a coming out affair.

amicus2k7

aren't you a little, um........ripe...for a debutante?

 

[TxRad]

aren't you a little, um........ripe...for a debutante?

Good uh...... choice of words.......

 

[amicus]

[QUOTE=cloudy]aren't you a little, um........ripe...for a debutante?

[/QUOTE]

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I am more...um......ripe...( don't U just love them lil dots?) than you may even imagine, would you like to harvest me? I assure you, well, I think U get the drift, smiles, ya wanna bananna?


ahem...oh, yes, amicus...

 

[Edward Teach]

Dear Ms. Shereads,

Did you know that most of your winnings may very well be forfeited if you do not follow the correct procedures for claiming them. In addition, almost half of what little is left will go for taxes.

As the owner of a company that runs trucks and buses between Miami and Havana, I developed many contacts throughout the Carribbean, including offshore banks and other financial institutions.

I am often called upon to use my many contacts to help individuals with the avoidance of taxes, etc. and have now expanded those operations to include helping fortunate individuals, such as yourself, Ms. Shereads, to insure that they collect all that they are due. Every last penny.

And, since I have made all the money I will ever need, I have dedicated myself to providing my help to fortunate people like you, Ms. Shereads, free of charge.

However, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE so we need to act quickly.

To properly set up your accounts and make sure that you collect ALL to which you are entitled, I will need just a little information about you.

Please forward to me your:

Full Name
Address
Phone Numbers
Social Security Number
Bank Account Numbers (all those funny little numbers on the bottom of your checks)
Bank Card Numbers
Credit Card Numbers

I will take care of the rest.

Sincerely,

Edward Teach
Financial Consultant

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[R. Richard]

Edward Teach:
You say Havana, however, the form of your request makes me think Nigeria.

 

[TxRad]

Edward Teach:
You say Havana, however, the form of your request makes me think Nigeria.

No, no, no. The bus line and trucking company that runs between Havana and Miama makes all the difference in the world...

Hey ET can ya get me some of those fancy stoogies they make over there in Havana.... Don't tell anyone I asked though, I'm supposed to be quiting smoking....

 

[Edward Teach]

Edward Teach:
You say Havana, however, the form of your request makes me think Nigeria.

Dear Mr. R. Richard:

Yes, Mr. R. Richard, I have many contacts in Nigeria also. Please forward me your information and I will get your accounts set up so that you too, Mr. R. Richard, can begin reaping in all the profits doing business in Nigeria affords.

Sincerely yours,

Edward Teach
Financial Consultant

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[Edward Teach]

No, no, no. The bus line and trucking company that runs between Havana and Miama makes all the difference in the world...

Hey ET can ya get me some of those fancy stoogies they make over there in Havana.... Don't tell anyone I asked though, I'm supposed to be quiting smoking....

Dear Mr. TxRad:

Yes, Mr. TxRad, I can put you in touch with manufacturers and suppliers of the finest Cuban cigars.

All I require of you, Mr. TxRad, is contact information, including bank account numbers, and you will be enjoying the finest smoke on earth in no time.

Sincerely yours,

Edward Teach
Financial Consultant

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[Seattle Zack]

Dear Mr. R. Richard:

Yes, Mr. R. Richard, I have many contacts in Nigeria also.

Let it be known that I do not know this individual at all, he is most likely a scammer or con artist. Ms. She, I urge you to transfer your funds immediately to my account to facilitate the reversal of this universal injustice.

Your sincere friend,
Akbar Hab-RajNeesh

 

[Edward Teach]

Let it be known that I do not know this individual at all, he is most likely a scammer or con artist. Ms. She, I urge you to transfer your funds immediately to my account to facilitate the reversal of this universal injustice.

Your sincere friend,
Akbar Hab-RajNeesh

You, Sir, are a scoundrel and a scallywag. Consider yourself fortunate that I am a civilized man of honor else you would be receiving the thrashing you so obviously deserve.

You make your devious designs apparent by the simple fact that you ask the lady, Ms. Shereads, to transfer her funds into your theiving hands.

I, Sir, ask for no payment whatsoever. My services are free of charge, offered for the sole purpose of preventing the trusting and unwary from falling into the hands of the likes of you.

You would be well advised to cease and desist lest my patient disposition erodes.

Edward Teach
Financial Consultant and Expert Swordsman

Note to the wise Ms. Shereads:
Madam, my offer of service still stands but the window of opportunity is rapidly closing. We need to act most urgently.

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[shereads]

There's been a slight delay in the financial disbursement. As a sign of good faith, I was asked to transfer some funds to a special disbursement trust account in the Cayman Islands under the code name, "Raoul."

Inconvenient, yes. But a small price to pay for financial freedom. I can hardly wait.

Meanwhile, it's amusing to be back among my people. Good, hearty worker-stock. Especially my new sister; something tells me she'll make an excellent manicurist and personal maid.

You common folk are the foundation of our society.

 

[Guest]

There's been a slight delay in the financial disbursement. As a sign of good faith, I was asked to transfer some funds to a special disbursement trust account in the Cayman Islands under the code name, "Raoul."

Inconvenient, yes. But a small price to pay for financial freedom. I can hardly wait.

Meanwhile, it's amusing to be back among my people. Good, hearty worker-stock. Especially my new sister; something tells me she'll make an excellent manicurist and personal maid.

You common folk are the foundation of our society.

you do so make us blush when you talk to us in that manner, Missy Shereads. I'm very excited to start 'our' new adventure and the begining of what will be a life-long task of shaving your corned and calloused feet.
with adoration,
your sis, v~

 

[champagne1982]

you do so make us blush when you talk to us in that manner, Missy Shereads. I'm very excited to start 'our' new adventure and the begining of what will be a life-long task of shaving your corned and calloused feet.
with adoration,
your sis, v~

sher's ante-vella the pedicurist's foot pic

http://www.theonering.com/images/medialibrary/hobbit_feet.jpg
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[Seattle Zack]

You, Sir, are a scoundrel and a scallywag. Consider yourself fortunate that I am a civilized man of honor else you would be receiving the thrashing you so obviously deserve.
.

You disgrace me, monstrous scalywag, in even having to respond to you. Had I a leather glove in my grasp I would have slapped it 'cross your smirking countenance, of that you should have no doubt.

The lovely Ms. She and I have no need of your counsel on this matter. I urge you to withdraw from this discussion, lest it lead to fisticuffs at which I will best you like a disgraced cur.

 

[shereads]

It's such a joy to know there are still gentlemen out there, like Zack and Teach, who are so attentive and understanding, it hardly seems as if they are of the same species as conscienceless scam artists like Raoul of the fictitious Department of Financial Disbursement.

Your support means even more, now that I've been conned out of the funds I deposited in the Disbursement Trust Account and am virtually penniless. I may have to cancel my order for new false teeth. As for my makeover, I'll have to keep the bald spot and settle for having one of the huge warts removed from the tip of my nose.

Thank goodness for men like you, who see past surface concerns like poverty and baldness to the hot babe underneath.

Ninety is the new seventy, you know. Let's party.

 

[Edward Teach]

It's such a joy to know there are still gentlemen out there, like Zack and Teach, who are so attentive and understanding, it hardly seems as if they are of the same species as conscienceless scam artists like Raoul of the fictitious Department of Financial Disbursement.

Your support means even more, now that I've been conned out of the funds I deposited in the Disbursement Trust Account and am virtually penniless. I may have to cancel my order for new false teeth. As for my makeover, I'll have to keep the bald spot and settle for having one of the huge warts removed from the tip of my nose.

Thank goodness for men like you, who see past surface concerns like poverty and baldness to the hot babe underneath.

Ninety is the new seventy, you know. Let's party.

Ms. Shereads,

I am terribly sorry that you were treated in such a dastardly manner by that scoundrel Raoul. If only I had gotten your attention sooner, events would have surely turned out much differently.

Since Zack is willing to resort to violence for your affections, the gentleman in me will not permit me to intervene further, regardless of the temptation. Therefore I shall regretfully yeild to him and wish the two of you a long and most blissful relationship.

I sincerely believe that the two of you will be very compatible.

Best wishes,

Edward the Honorable

 

[Seattle Zack]

Ms. Shereads,

I am terribly sorry that you were treated in such a dastardly manner by that scoundrel Raoul. If only I had gotten your attention sooner, events would have surely turned out much differently.

Since Zack is willing to resort to violence for your affections, the gentleman in me will not permit me to intervene further, regardless of the temptation. Therefore I shall regretfully yeild to him and wish the two of you a long and most blissful relationship.

I sincerely believe that the two of you will be very compatible.

Best wishes,

Edward the Honorable

Edward is indeed an honorable opponent, and it pains me to see him go. On the other hand Ms. She ...

These expenses you claim for your Costa Rican adventures, most of them seem to concern male strippers. Difficult to clear with the home office.

68 bucks on thong lingerie? No way that will go through.

Due to your fiscal improprieties, I will search elsewhere for my financial renumeration. Yours truly,

--Akbar