I'm rich! I think.

[shereads]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

 

[cloudy]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

It looks like "you may have already won!" sher.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

Who's Department of Financial Disbursement? I'll bet the just want to Disburse funds from YOUR account to theirs.

 

[glynndah]

My cat might already be a winner. He got the letter today. Then it's true. You don't have to subscribe to win.

 

[blackhaus7]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

You should order your Lear Jet and Ferrari for starts. Look for new digs.

 

[cumallday]

Tell Donald Trump I said hi. Then, when no one's looking, and under bated breath, tell him to get the fuck off t.v.

 

[SimonBrooke]

Hah!

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

I got a letter today from Revenues Services...

To say I'd paid too much tax last year.

With a cheque in it.

So I think I win!

 

[Guest]

I've got you all beat. I have five emails just today from people in Nigeria that want me to help them bring funds into the country, and they are eager to share!

 

[S-Des]

I've got you all beat. I have five emails just today from people in Nigeria that want me to help them bring funds into the country, and they are eager to share!

You've always been lucky that way.

 

[Guest]

You've always been lucky that way.

You think that's good. You should see the photos and emails I get from babes in Russia!

 

[S-Des]

You think that's good. You should see the photos and emails I get from babes in Russia!

You should see the ones I get from a babe in Florida.

 

[Guest]

You should see the ones I get from a babe in Florida.

Minnie Mouse?

 

[CharleyH]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

Do you still ask the price of restaurant food and/or garments when shopping?

So long, babe. Already, I miss your fine smarmy ass.)

 

[SlickTony]

IME those letters with important sounding returns on them invariably turn out to be come-ons from loan companies.

 

[TE999]

I've received an official notification letter from The Department of Financial Disbursement!

I haven't opened it yet. It's not every day you get to savor the anticipation of an unexpected financial windfall. Funny, I've always known I'd be independently wealthy someday. And it's become increasingly clear that my wealth wouldn't be the kind people 'earn.' So it stands to reason that this is it: the key to my freedom. The end of my days as a wage slave!

The rest of you drones will have to keep the hive humming with one less worker bee. So long, suckers.

I'm so lucky.

Interestingly enough, a few years ago one of my neighbors actually won some money from Publishers Clearing House.

Of course she answered all of the solicitations she was sent, so one had to click eventually.

The old girl was happy until she realized that the government was going to get 28% of it off the top. She realized about 30 grand US after all was said and done.

She 'gave' it all away in a year, mostly to mooching relatives and friends.

Better buy yourself an island and leave no forwarding address(LOL).

 

[SlickTony]

Oh, I'd just sink it into my house, but don't get me started on that...

 

[CharleyH]

IME those letters with important sounding returns on them invariably turn out to be come-ons from loan companies.

LOL - or from Johnny Carson's sidekick - what's his name? Yeah, that's why we open his mail ... we can't really recall his name, but it's strangely familiar and a cool million sounds REAL good enough from a semi-trusted source.

 

[The_Fool]

LOL - or from Johnny Carson's sidekick - what's his name? Yeah, that's why we open his mail ... we can't really recall his name, but it's strangely familiar and a cool million sounds good.

Ed MacMahan (SP?)

 

[CharleyH]

Ed MacMahan (SP?)

you open his mail, don't you!

 

[The_Fool]

you open his mail, don't you!

My shredder doesn't take the envelopes whole.

 

[CharleyH]

My shredder doesn't take the envelopes whole.

lol

 

[Seattle Zack]

I am a Nigerian diplomat living in exile. Through my position, I have access to over $30 million dollars in funds. Unfortunately, due to my diplomatic status, I am unable to claim these funds directly from a U.S. bank.

I need you to be my representative and claim these funds. You must immediately wire $30,000 to my overseas account so I can certify you as my representative. Once I have received the payment, you may disperse the 30 million dollars as you see fit.

Your friend,
Akbar Hab-RajNeesh

 

[Guest]

Sher~
I have neglected to bring up a very emotional subject because, simply put, I didn't know if you could handle the emotional strain. However, I have put this off much longer than I should have and now find myself juxtaposed.

No! I will no longer stand in the way of history. You must know. Sher, beautiful Sher, I am your long lost sister.

I give you a moment to absorb the enormity of the situation.





"Pshaw!" I hear you say. You have no recollection of me, of this I am certain. Just know that I have fond memories of us as crib mates back in the day. (it was always so easy to steal your pacifier)


In any case, before I digress, please contact me soon. I have some people who would be interested in our new found relationship and a few less than wise financial decisions I may have made along the way.

With much love,
Vella, your long lost sister.

 

[Guest]

Sher~
I have neglected to bring up a very emotional subject because, simply put, I didn't know if you could handle the emotional strain. However, I have put this off much longer than I should have and now find myself juxtaposed.

No! I will no longer stand in the way of history. You must know. Sher, beautiful Sher, I am your long lost sister.

I give you a moment to absorb the enormity of the situation.





"Pshaw!" I hear you say. You have no recollection of me, of this I am certain. Just know that I have fond memories of us as crib mates back in the day. (it was always so easy to steal your pacifier)


In any case, before I digress, please contact me soon. I have some people who would be interested in our new found relationship and a few less than wise financial decisions I may have made along the way.

With much love,
Vella, your long lost sister.

I'm glad that's finally out, Vella my sister. Sher--welcome to our family.

 

[amicus]

I love this place...SheReads was one of my first combatants, I think, memory fades, but so pleased she/it/him/her/undecided, will join the ranks of the rich/privileged and flatulent ruling class, we are planning a coming out affair.

amicus2k7