I'm ready if we go to war

[Guru]

I'm ready if we go to war, I have my special socks ready.

 

[sheath]

I'm ready if we go to war, I have my special socks ready.

Well, now is the time to put them on.

S.

 

[Guru]

Damn! They are in the wash!

 

[sheath]

Damn! They are in the wash!

Oh, hell! What happens now??????

S.

 

[SuprSalor]

Damn! They are in the wash!

DOOMED! DOOOOMMMMEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guru]

Oh, hell! What happens now??????

S.

I'll slip them on dirty.

(Sliding a sock over my penis.)

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

You know what happens. When they are put in the dryer one is misplaced and lost forever, therefore. No more special socks.

What happens without special socks? Are we in trouble now?

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

No, because mom always has an extra pair just for special occasions.

OF COURSE! *sigh of relief*

I can breathe again now!

S.

 

[Guru]

Let me slide one over your cock.

 

[sheath]

Let me slide one over your cock.

I suppose that would work if I had a cock.

S.

 

[SuprSalor]

Let me slide one over your cock.

OOHHH! 'Those' special socks!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guru]

You know what happens. When they are put in the dryer one is misplaced and lost forever, therefore. No more special socks.

Only one penis.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guru]

Really? I thought everyone had two, you know. That extra one just lying around.

I don't count the strap-on, latex ones.

 

[Guest]