I'm old

[Weevil]

Sigh. Getting older sucks. So, to make me feel better, here's the lyrcs for Secret Agent Man

There's a man who leads a life of Danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
another chance he takes
odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number
And taken away your name

Beware of Pretty faces that you find
a pretty face can hide an evil mind
be careful what you say
or you give yourself away
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Chorus

Solo

Chorus

Swingin on the riviera one day
laying in a bombay alley next day
and you let the wrong words slip
while kissing persuasive lips
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Chorus

Secret Agent Man

 

[Moridin187]

*hands EBW some adult diapers, a walker, and 19 bottles of pills* Alright, now just sit in the chair and watch Matlock grandpa. You can take out your dentures and put them in this glass if you want.

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck you. I have underwear older than you.

 

[Weevil]

Fuck you. I have underwear older than you.

Which says more about your lack of hygiene than my age.

Jeez, can't I even wallow in self pity?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ebees.. hows Emily.

 

[Wiggles]

LoL, you're only as old as you feel, right?

Btw, I have bra older than you. (Mind you it is my grandma's, and I don't wear it, but still!)

 

[Weevil]

Ebees.. hows Emily.

Busy. She's got school and packing and planning a surprise party for me wednesday night. Apparently going to change her name too, over my repeated statements of apathy toward the subject,

 

[Nigel]

EBW:

22 is NOT old......

I would LOVE to have 22 back again....ah, the women...er....things I would do.....SIGH

So...you should NOT be bitching about being 22 when I'm about to turn....GULP......40....

<running screaming from the thread>

Nigel

 

[Nigel]

Oh...by the way....I forgot.

Happy Birthday!!

Nigel

 

[Weevil]

EBW:

22 is NOT old......

I would LOVE to have 22 back again....ah, the women...er....things I would do.....SIGH

So...you should NOT be bitching about being 22 when I'm about to turn....GULP......40....

<running screaming from the thread>

Nigel

22 is old when 5 short years ago a career in the NHL was in my grasp. Now the kids being drafted weren't even in high school when I was.

Le sigh.