I'm now taking applications for my own stalker

Spaceboy

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I want my own stalker, you've got time on your hands...let's hook up!:D Seriously though, anyone want to stalk me? I'll be really nice and fun.:)
 
Ok.. Im a newbie... Someone please explain!

1. Whats a "bump"?

2. What is the significance of having a stalker?

3. What does being a "stalker" entail?


Help.......
 
Jennxxx said:
Ok.. Im a newbie... Someone please explain!

1. Whats a "bump"?

2. What is the significance of having a stalker?

3. What does being a "stalker" entail?


Help.......

A bump is when you post on a thread to bring it either up or back to page one.

A stalker is someone who follows after you when you post, kind of makes you feel wanted...it's a symbiotic relationship. :D
 
I would stalk you you but your such an attention whore that I would be merely lost in the midst of all your self capitulationarionism ;)
 
Todd-'o'-Vision said:
I would stalk you you but your such an attention whore that I would be merely lost in the midst of all your self capitulationarionism ;)



Now that's jealousy talking. :p
 
So, If I wanted to stalk spaceboy I would just follow him around typing in pale font..... hmmmmmm...
 
yeah jennxxx, and a hot little AV that shows your breasts.



-> *stalk* <-


{{{{{:cool:}}}}}
 
Jennxxx said:
So, If I wanted to stalk spaceboy I would just follow him around typing in pale font..... hmmmmmm...


You'd probably have to flirt with me too.;) Oh, and I usually demand to see boobs at least once a day.:D
 
just a bump for the cute kid. (hey...no offense....if you're young enough to be my child, you're a kid! lol!)
 
willowshadows said:
I guess you've forgotten all about me.....figures.

If you are actually stalking him and he is ignoring you I will admonish him.
 
Hey, Im working on the Av.

Flirting I can definitely do though...

;)


:kiss:
 
oooooohhhhhhhh Spaceboooooyyyyyy....can ya cum out to plaaaaayyyyy? :D

stands naked in your backyard, throwing little stones at your window....


aaaawwwww....come on baby....I wanna suck you off....then dance with you in the moonlight. :eek:
 
Willowshadows- That was a thread because I wanted to be a stalker, now I want my own too.;)

Jennxxx and dragonhearted- How about you both be my stalkers...I could take you both.:D
 
Awww c'mon, it was fun yesterday but no one wants to stalk me today?:(
 
I have a test today, so I'll start stalking you tomorrow k?
You've been warned. :)
 
Well thanks bluesboy, but I don't think I have anyone official yet...have to see who hangs on and who decides I'm not enough fun for them. ;)
 
Spaceboy said:
Willowshadows- That was a thread because I wanted to be a stalker, now I want my own too.;)

Jennxxx and dragonhearted- How about you both be my stalkers...I could take you both.:D


Baby...I think you should take us on one at a time....cuz I am alot to handle....:D
 
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