I'm not kidding. I'm looking for a MAN.

[A Desert Rose]

I can't find a Man. And I've never been good at chasing them. My flirting abilities just frankly, suck, especially online.

I also never have them PMing me. I'd love to get a "let's have some hot cyber sex" PM.

I want help. There are so many of you who have men falling all over the place and I can't even get a hot PM. I don't know why men don't like me but here are a few of my pluses:

I'm simply charming, usually.
I'm not ugly.
I have all my own teeth.
I bathe every day.
I have a good job.
I have a real nice dog.
I have a cell phone.
I have a computer.
I have a webcam.
I have a car.
I have a real nice dog. (did I mention that already?)


I'll take all the suggestions I can get.


And if you think this is just being funny... as my mother would say "you've got another think comin'."

By the way, No... I'm not interested in placing an ad. I just want some suggestions on how to be like all of you other ladies.

 

[SweetGigi]

I'm just gonna say, be careful what you wish for....



I don't have any suggestions, my dear. I can't imagine why in the world men aren't falling at your feet. You are simply amazing. It really is quite a shock to me.

 

[Desdemona]

I have no clue, babe.

I suck at online flirtation, cyber, etc. I can tell you how to chase 'em off though.

 

[SubKekiLee]

Well Im gonna tell you I dont have em falling all over me either YOU know that Rox... and YOU do have ALL those qualities and MORE!!! SO GUYS as you read this.. this WOMAN is amazing and she is a medical PROfessional... and she can take good care of you...

as to you Rox my advice to you .. be YOURSELF.. Your charming lovely and wonderful.. YOU know that .. I love you

 

[A Desert Rose]

I suck at online flirtation, cyber, etc. I can tell you how to chase 'em off though.

I think I JUST said .... there are none to chase off, dollface.

And again see, you're one of the lucky ones.

Wait a minute. it's not luck. It's something some have and some don't. Obviously, I don't have IT. Whatever IT is. And hence, the purpose of this thread.


Also add to my plus column:
I can write an intelligent and readable sentence.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Well Im gonna tell you I dont have em falling all over me either YOU know that Rox... and YOU do have ALL those qualities and MORE!!! SO GUYS as you read this.. this WOMAN is amazing and she is a medical PROfessional... and she can take good care of you...

as to you Rox my advice to you .. be YOURSELF.. Your charming lovely and wonderful.. YOU know that .. I love you

I'm just gonna say, be careful what you wish for....
I don't have any suggestions, my dear. I can't imagine why in the world men aren't falling at your feet. You are simply amazing. It really is quite a shock to me.

Thank you both but I already know I'm marvelous. For some reason I can't find a man who thinks so.

Gimme some ideas. How do you do it? And SKL, you tell me all the time about getting hit on, so don't give me that lip service. ;-D

 

[BiBunny]

I don't have much advice, I'm afraid, but I will tell you one thing. If you find one man you like, every other man in the world will come after you. I was complaining about this the other day. I hadn't had any male attention for six months, and then when I finally find a man, every other man in a 200-mile radius decides he wants me. It's crazy!

 

[00Syd]

"How do you do it?"

*shrug*

I get all sort of obnoxious PMs. Just the other day: "do u like to suck cocks?" Is that the sort of thing your looking for?

I have never gotten a serious PM from a guy. Its all guys trying to find some new thing to jerk off too.

I really don't know what to tell you.

We all know your wonderful, but sometimes thats a hard thing to get across to the masses.

 

[Desdemona]

I think I JUST said .... there are none to chase off, dollface.

And again see, you're one of the lucky ones.

Wait a minute. it's not luck. It's something some have and some don't. Obviously, I don't have IT. Whatever IT is. And hence, the purpose of this thread.


Also add to my plus column:
I can write an intelligent and readable sentence.

Yeah, it's not every day you have a reason to use the word, "hence", in a sentence. I did get lucky and you probably will too. Besides, I figure sooner or later I'll get a chance to chase somebody off for you.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I've got tit pictures.... somewhere.

Add to my list of pluses:
I'm humble and modest.
I have great legs and great tits.


Last PM I received (just a couple days ago) was from some 19yo wanting me to Dom him. Nice sounding boy and very respectful but he's really playing on my team, yanno?

HA!

 

[Desdemona]

see

I've got tit pictures.... somewhere.

Add to my list of pluses:
I'm humble and modest.
I have great legs and great tits.


Last PM I received (just a couple days ago) was from some 19yo wanting me to Dom him. Nice sounding boy and very respectful but he's really playing on my team, yanno?

HA!

I know how to deal with horny 19 year olds. But, did you call me to chase him off??? noooooo

LMAO

 

[ecstaticsub]

Do you want a man just to have kinky cyber with or for a real relationship? If you have about 3 semi-nude pics of yourself and just want HNG type of email/ cybersex I could hook you up with at least 10-20 guys in 10 minutes.

Just let me know.

If you want a real relationship, well that might take a little longer.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Do you want a man just to have kinky cyber with or for a real relationship? If you have about 3 semi-nude pics of yourself and just want HNG type of email/ cybersex I could hook you up with at least 10-20 guys in 10 minutes.

Just let me know.

If you want a real relationship, well that might take a little longer.

You know, I appreciate this but if you are looking them up FOR me, what am I learning from that? See again, you're getting the PMs and know how that works. I'm not.

I don't want to be set up with someone's brother out of sympathy, if you follow me.

I want to know how you ladies do it. I read posts all the time about how everyone is getting hit on and chased and my point is: I can't even get a lousy PM... let alone something nice.
Maybe I'm totally off the mark and it's about why no one likes me? LOL

 

[StephenThorn]

I can't find a Man. And I've never been good at chasing them. My flirting abilities just frankly, suck, especially online.

I also never have them PMing me. I'd love to get a "let's have some hot cyber sex" PM.

I'll take all the suggestions I can get.

Well, my suggestion would be that you rarely find a diamond in a dung heap. In other words, look where you're likely to find the kind of men you want to find.

Secondly, perhaps you need to polish-up your profile a bit. Several years back I was in a Yahoo chat room and saw a name of "biteme". Now, I've got a vampire kink and like to bite AND be bitten, so that really caught my attention. I contacted Biteme and we hit it off, which started a year-long cyber affair with a lot of hot and wild mixed in. So perhaps you should post something in your profile that makes you "flirty" in some manner?

Thirdly, remember that some men are attracted to a woman who NEEDS them. I'm sure you're smart and strong enough to change a tire or refinish a bureau or fix a PC, but some men are more interested in a woman who needs them to do those FOR her. If you're coming across as too independent you'll scare those guys off.

That'll do for a start. If you want more tips, say so and I'll rack my brain a bit more.

 

[Noor]

I know how great you are already, but what do you want?

I am happy to forward any Doms I pull off my ad if they meet your criteria, but give me a place to start. I get a lot of them somehow.

age?

marital status?

kink factors?

I mean give us something to work with here!

 

[WriterDom]

Why don't you try a legitimate dating service where you might meet someone around your age who is looking for a relationship?

Here you are pimping your ass on a porn board. You might get a taker but he'll probably be married and lying about it.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I can't find a Man. And I've never been good at chasing them. My flirting abilities just frankly, suck, especially online.

I also never have them PMing me. I'd love to get a "let's have some hot cyber sex" PM.

I'll take all the suggestions I can get.

Well, my suggestion would be that you rarely find a diamond in a dung heap. In other words, look where you're likely to find the kind of men you want to find.

Secondly, perhaps you need to polish-up your profile a bit. Several years back I was in a Yahoo chat room and saw a name of "biteme". Now, I've got a vampire kink and like to bite AND be bitten, so that really caught my attention. I contacted Biteme and we hit it off, which started a year-long cyber affair with a lot of hot and wild mixed in. So perhaps you should post something in your profile that makes you "flirty" in some manner?

Thirdly, remember that some men are attracted to a woman who NEEDS them. I'm sure you're smart and strong enough to change a tire or refinish a bureau or fix a PC, but some men are more interested in a woman who needs them to do those FOR her. If you're coming across as too independent you'll scare those guys off.

That'll do for a start. If you want more tips, say so and I'll rack my brain a bit more.

;-D thank you.

keep racking your brain, please.

 

[00Syd]

I can't think of what to tell you. I'm not consciously doing anything to try and get stupid PMs from a bunch of twits, I just get them. Maybe if you put a photo of yourself in your profile? Or talk about how much you like sex more? If you wrote one post about how much you love cum I can almost guarantee that you'd get a whole slew of PMs within 10 minutes of clicking the "submit" button.

 

[ecstaticsub]

You know, I appreciate this but if you are looking them up FOR me, what am I learning from that? See again, you're getting the PMs and know how that works. I'm not.

I don't want to be set up with someone's brother out of sympathy, if you follow me.

I want to know how you ladies do it. I read posts all the time about how everyone is getting hit on and chased and my point is: I can't even get a lousy PM... let alone something nice.
Maybe I'm totally off the mark and it's about why no one likes me? LOL

Oh, no. I wasn't offering to actually set you up, I was offering to tell you where to go to get more emails than you could handle.

I used to be on a site where I swear I would get emails constantly. That is where I met my PYL. It's not a dating site. Just a place where very horny men tend to hang out looking for women who want to cyber/cam or discuss sex with them.

I never get pms from men here. But over there all I did was be nice, be friendly and talk in explicit detail about the joys of sex. I also would post semi-naked pictures. My inbox was always full.

The posting of pictures and flirty conversation would be up to you. I would just tell you the site to go to. But it is not the kind of place for serious relationships. (unless you are really lucky like I was)

 

[A Desert Rose]

I know how great you are already, but what do you want?

I am happy to forward any Doms I pull off my ad if they meet your criteria, but give me a place to start. I get a lot of them somehow.

age?

marital status?

kink factors?

I mean give us something to work with here!

Noor darling, this is not about having men tossed my way. This is not about making an ad for a man.

This is about HOW DO YOU LADIES DO IT? How do you get your PM boxes full from guys (I know you do, because I see the posts.)

How do you flirt online to catch someone's eye? I can't seem to figure out how to do that. IF I could I even catch someone's attention for a moment, I think they'd like me. I'm really a likeable person ... truely I am.

And I'm a good submissive, too.

 

[im_a_voyeur]

I never get creepy, pervy PMs from guys either. I take it as a compliment that they realize I won't even entertain that bullshit.



(I also don't post any pics of myself or make a lot of posts in general so I'm sure that helps also.)

 

[FurryFury]

I don't know about the "needing" them thing. I mean that's a fine line. They want to be needed in a way they are happy to fullfill, LOL.

My biggest advice would be to be yourself. I think you are fabulous!

Oh and channel your insecurities into SEX! I truly believe that's always done me a lot of good. Men seem to be into that.

LMAO!

 

[00Syd]

This is about HOW DO YOU LADIES DO IT? How do you get your PM boxes full from guys (I know you do, because I see the posts.)

How do you flirt online to catch someone's eye? I can't seem to figure out how to do that. IF I could I even catch someone's attention for a moment, I think they'd like me. I'm really a likeable person ... truely I am.

And I'm a good submissive, too.

How do you flirt online, catch someone eye? Well, if you see someone on here that seems cool to you, you like their posts, like their profile, maybe drop them a line saying "Hi, I think you seem like a pretty cool person and I think we would probably make good friends, care to chat?" And then they'll check you out, and then if they like your posts and your profile they'll say "totally" and there you go, converse away.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I can't think of what to tell you. I'm not consciously doing anything to try and get stupid PMs from a bunch of twits, I just get them. Maybe if you put a photo of yourself in your profile? Or talk about how much you like sex more? If you wrote one post about how much you love cum I can almost guarantee that you'd get a whole slew of PMs within 10 minutes of clicking the "submit" button.

Do you do that?

See some thing's are private to me. And I've been here a long time. I've done posted all that sex shit already. I've posted to every thread about every thing in my life and there's nothing more to say, so I stopped posting to anything serious. And anyway, who cares what I think? People do what they want to do no matter what anyone says to them.

That's another topic anyway.

So what I'm hearing is that I'm not sexed up enough, either in my AVs, my posts or my profile. And if I change that now, how will that look?

this is a double edged sword... ggggggggaaaaaah

 

[califwineguy]

California Best Wishes!

Dear Rose: I'm not sure if this is the answer that you seek, but I think that any normal, caring man would be enthralled by your honesty, humor, sexiness and candor... Life is too short for all of the mind-numbing blathering from people who dont really care about you and who just want to use others and move on... Always be true to yourself and hang in there. I bet youve received a TON of PM's already and are probably overloaded with responses and are now trying to rid yourself of men now... Nonetheless, I wanted to write and tell you that you sound like a very cool and very cute person.

Best wishes with everything and have a great weekend! xxxooo

Anthony
Napa Valley, California