I'm not gay but my asshole is!

[Betticus]

It hungers for prostate massage, for a sweet lil subbie to give me a sweet, sweet blowjob while milking me like it's go time at the dairy farm.

How I long for the long, drawn out, extended length olympic style orgasm that results from a beautiful prostate massage and cock milking.

For that I would be willing to give a very thorough spanking and back massage!

 

[Chicklet]

*ears perk*

a back massage, you say?

 

[Aeroil]

I find this grossly offencive.


:3

 

[the captians wench]

I'd get to give a bj and get spanked too....and I don't mind the other stuff either.....Okay I'm in.

 

[kiten69]

It hungers for prostate massage, for a sweet lil subbie to give me a sweet, sweet blowjob while milking me like it's go time at the dairy farm.

How I long for the long, drawn out, extended length olympic style orgasm that results from a beautiful prostate massage and cock milking.

For that I would be willing to give a very thorough spanking and back massage!

You know there is someone floating around here that specializes in just that very thing...**thinking...now who was it?**....ummm...AH YES...

**TURNS ON LOUD SPEAKER**...PAGING SHANKIE

 

[caela]

You know there is someone floating around here that specializes in just that very thing...**thinking...now who was it?**....ummm...AH YES...

**TURNS ON LOUD SPEAKER**...PAGING SHANKIE

lmao!!!! OMG Kiten that post should have a spew alert on it!!!

 

[Xelebes]

I find this grossly offencive.


:3

Oh dear, you've been foiled!

 

[kiten69]

lmao!!!! OMG Kiten that post should have a spew alert on it!!!

**giggle**...just wait till Bett sees it...**finds a corner and hides**

 

[Kierae]

And see some of us are sitting here thinking - ohhhh where is that strap on.....


~kierae

 

[Shankara20]

**TURNS ON LOUD SPEAKER**...PAGING SHANKIE

You called?
Oh I see what this is all about.
So sorry, I offered those exact services to him in the past and was rebuffed. He will have to beg me now, and I do not see that ever happening. I do have my pride.

He is all your girls...



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[Betticus]

You are all terrible!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

You are all terrible!

You were expecting something different?

 

[Aeroil]

Oh dear, you've been foiled!

I AM NEVAR FOILED I ALWAYS WIN

 

[satindesire]

*wistful sigh*

If only my Sir would be open to such an erotic thing.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Betticus, you opened yourself up it on this thread.

 

[kiten69]

Betticus, you opened yourself up it on this thread.

Yup...I think he may have bitten off more than he can chew...

 

[neonflux]

How about a switch with a strap-on that comes in 4 sizes - you choose, of course

 

[Betticus]

How about a switch with a strap-on that comes in 4 sizes - you choose, of course

Do you have one in fist&forearm size with hundreds of spikes on it?

 

[Shankara20]

Do you have one in fist&forearm size with hundreds of spikes on it?

I'll loan her one of mine....

 

[Betticus]

I'll loan her one of mine....

OMG! I was kidding! You keep that thing away from me! I'm almost a virgin back there after all.

 

[Vessira]

OMG! I was kidding! You keep that thing away from me! I'm almost a virgin back there after all.

Can't be almost a virgin You either are, or aren't. It's just like you can't just be a little pregnant

 

[Sunnygrl]

Do you have one in fist&forearm size with hundreds of spikes on it?

Ouch! You just lost me!

 

[kiten69]

I'm almost a virgin back there after all.

 

[Shankara20]

(once you get the full story please PM me all about it - ok?)

 

[kiten69]

(once you get the full story please PM me all about it - ok?)

I think it may be one of those "mysteries" that NEVER gets solved!