I'm not feeling sexy

[LadyJeanne]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

Drown your sorrows?

 

[Liar]

You're not feeling sexy? I think that call is not in your hands. Come over here and let me be the judge on what you feel like.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Drown your sorrows?

Not a bad idea - there must be some wine around here somewhere...

You're not feeling sexy? I think that call is not in your hands. Come over here and let me be the judge on what you feel like.

Ah, maybe that's the problem.

*slides a little closer to Liar and bats and eyelash or two*

 

[Guest]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

Kiss me, then sit on my lap and we'll see if anything inspires you.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Kiss me, then sit on my lap and we'll see if anything inspires you.

*sits*

Hey! I didn't know dragons had horns!

 

[Guest]

*sits*

Hey! I didn't know dragons had horns!

Several, my dear.

And a forked tongue too.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Several, my dear.

And a forked tongue too.

That makes you either very talented or...a lawyer.


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[Guest]

That makes you either very talented or...a lawyer.


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Well, a lawyer I'm not.

 

[tolyk]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

Now that's a damned shame.. a gorgeous woman like yourself not feeling sexy.. Hmm.. I'd have a few fixes, but they mostly involve being in the same area

 

[Dar~]

I don't feel sexy either. Maybe its becaus eits hot as fuck here today and I am sweating buckets after a whirlwind bed time ritual. fuck, who knows. anyone wanna hop in the shower with me and rub my back?

 

[rgraham666]

'Not sexy', she says.

*blink* *blink* (Furrows forehead as my smutty little mind, which I happen to think has a fine sense of sexiness, attempts to process such a ludicrous statement)

You're pulling my leg aren't you LadyJ?

Well, as long as you're pulling something, move that hand a little higher and pull on something that will soon express my appreciation of your exotic, erotic allure.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Now that's a damned shame.. a gorgeous woman like yourself not feeling sexy.. Hmm.. I'd have a few fixes, but they mostly involve being in the same area

See? That should get my imagination spinning, but no. Maybe a little more wine might help...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Showers? Nope. Erotic exotic allure? I wish.

I want my sexy back, dammit!

 

[cloudy]

See? That should get my imagination spinning, but no. Maybe a little more wine might help...

Let's find Scarlett, and then we'll put on those sexy Barbella outfits, and do a zero-gravity strip tease....whaddya think?

 

[tolyk]

See? That should get my imagination spinning, but no. Maybe a little more wine might help...

Okay, you aren't feeling horny.. there's a difference sexy lady

 

[LadyJeanne]

Let's find Scarlett, and then we'll put on those sexy Barbella outfits, and do a zero-gravity strip tease....whaddya think?

That would be fun if nothing else...a little bump and grind, a little show and tell...we need an audience though, for full effect.

 

[cloudy]

That would be fun if nothing else...a little bump and grind, a little show and tell...we need an audience though, for full effect.

you actually think we'd have any trouble finding an audience...........here??????

 

[rgraham666]

Showers? Nope. Erotic exotic allure? I wish.

I want my sexy back, dammit!

I've seen your pictures.

Woman, you are drop dead gorgeous.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I've seen your pictures.

Woman, you are drop dead gorgeous.

Thank you, sweets!



Cloudy, I think we've found our audience! Let's get those Barbarella outfits out of mothballs. Maybe shereads could tell us where she gets her stilettos, too.

 

[cloudy]

Thank you, sweets!



Cloudy, I think we've found our audience! Let's get those Barbarella outfits out of mothballs. Maybe shereads could tell us where she gets her stilettos, too.

Stilettos, I have.

(I call 'em "fuck me shoes")

 

[carsonshepherd]

I know someone who knows someone....

 

[Liar]

I want my sexy back, dammit!

Me too. And your sexy front.

 

[SeaCat]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

"Snort" Not sexy? You? {cough cough} Somehow I don't think that's quite possible.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

I don't feel sexy either. Maybe its becaus eits hot as fuck here today and I am sweating buckets after a whirlwind bed time ritual. fuck, who knows. anyone wanna hop in the shower with me and rub my back?

Only if I get to controll the water temperature. You might just turn on the cold water to watch things shrink. (Not everything shrinks when washed in hot water you know. )

Cat