I'm not dead! (not an rp)

ChaosDAmore

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Howdeh guys! I'm not dead lol. I've been sick and in the hospital! But I'm back now! Sorry to anyone who was inconvienced lol. And for those who didn't miss me............that's hurtful lol.
 
*pulls a Monty Python routine* yes you are...you're very sick, you'll be stone dead in a moment
 
Never Rped with you, missed you anyway. And don't apologise for being in the Hospital. Not your fault.

Either way welcome back.
 
sorry, i couldn't resist....welcome back...let me know if you're interested in any of my threads
 
Just remember, next time you talk back to me I'll put you in the hospital for even longer....

Ooooh threatened abuse against women... what a laugh.
 
Don't threaten me. I have ninja skills that are beyond comprehension...........HI-YA!
 
*Ducks and kicks you in the chin* Ouch... oh I'm sorry.... oh come on... it wasn't even that hard... seriously? You're bleeding everywhere! Stop it... just... oh my god what are you doing now? Crying...? Seriously? Stop bleeding!
:p :p :p
 
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