I'm not a lesbian...

[sweetnpetite]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=212985

 

[iztheo]

I'm not a lesbian

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=212985

.... but do you play one on TV?

 

[Dar~]

Yeah me neither. I'm an equal opportunity lay.

 

[sweetnpetite]

.... but do you play one on TV?

I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body.








A bi man

 

[Guest]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=212985

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

So I save on strap ons at least.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body.








A bi man

Are you trying to tell us something, Sweets?

 

[sweetnpetite]

Are you trying to tell us something, Sweets?

I just thought it was a funny twist on that old saying men use...

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

[sweetnpetite]

Plus, I have a major crush on a very straight woman- so if only I were a man... (don't suppose that this would work as a pickup line do you?)

Plus, some women make me want to have hot lesbian sex

And others make me want to be a guy. (like for example, Katie Holmes)

I dont' know why this is...

 

[sweetnpetite]

Are you trying to tell us something, Sweets?

It's my pick up line to use on straight women.

 

[R. Richard]

I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body.

Possibly. However, you still get to hit from the red tees!

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's my pick up line to use on straight women.

it doesn't work too well...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I'm not a lesbian...

Okay, but if you change your mind, I still want to watch.

Q_C

 

[Stella_Omega]

Plus, I have a major crush on a very straight woman- so if only I were a man... (don't suppose that this would work as a pickup line do you?)

Plus, some women make me want to have hot lesbian sex

And others make me want to be a guy. (like for example, Katie Holmes)

I dont' know why this is...

how did I miss this post? I know what you mean, though. Some girls- If I had a magic button that would change my sex, it would be worn out by now!

 

[The_Darkness]

I was nominated the "Straightest Man on Campus" my last year at Iowa State by the Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, Transexual....)and a lot of other things I can't remember) group.

So really, I'm just a really horny guy trapped in an appropriately sexed body.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

It's like an ancient riddle

If the lesbian is the straight man trapped in the woman's body and the straight man is the lesbian woman trapped in the man's body, then what's the asexual trapped in?

 

[tolyk]

If the lesbian is the straight man trapped in the woman's body and the straight man is the lesbian woman trapped in the man's body, then what's the asexual trapped in?

Hell?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm just 100% female and 100% lesbian. It probably doesn't sound as interesting, but it's one hell of a lot less complicated - plus it has the advantage of not making me sound like a Russian doll, where there are different personas inside different personas.

Life's complicated enough as it is.

 

[The_Darkness]

plus it has the advantage of not making me sound like a Russian doll, where there are different personas inside different personas.

I knew I hated those damn dolls. First it looks like they're possessed, then they ARE possessed. Damnit.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm just 100% female and 100% lesbian.

Gackenbrakenfraken!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Gackenbrakenfraken!

What language is that, Rob? And is there a translation?

 

[rgraham666]

What language is that, Rob? And is there a translation?

It's Looney Toons. I'm afraid it doesn't translate well.

Here's the closest I could find to the original.

 

[Guest]

If the lesbian is the straight man trapped in the woman's body and the straight man is the lesbian woman trapped in the man's body, then what's the asexual trapped in?

hemaphrodite's?

 

[sweetnpetite]

I'm just 100% female and 100% lesbian. It probably doesn't sound as interesting, but it's one hell of a lot less complicated - plus it has the advantage of not making me sound like a Russian doll, where there are different personas inside different personas.

Life's complicated enough as it is.

One of these days, I may change my tag above my av to say "Russian Doll"- you alone will know what it means, lol.