I'm no damn Caucasian! And don't call me Whitey! I am Purbla!!!!!

Sparky Kronkite

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Please - I shall no longer be referred to as - "White." Or Caucasian either!

Nope - no, no way; No - Whitey, White Boy, White Man, White Skinned, Lilly White, Toe Headed, Arian, Scandinavian, Saxon or any other derivative description, traditionally associated with - "light skin pigmentation."

Why?

White Man! Those White Men!

It has become unfashionable to the point of severe negativity. "To be White," to be "Caucasian," has become a descriptor that casts vast, deep - negative aspersion.

And I for one - find it quite offensive.

Just like certain folks of - darker skin pigmentation, or reddish, or olive'ish skin color types - they might (and most often do) find such descriptors as; Darky, Black, Red, Yellow, High-Yellow, Indian, just to name a few - to cast negative shadows over "who they really are - just average people," - so too have I come to realize that being labeled as "a White Man," - is a very, very negative and highly derogatory thing.

So hence forth, hence forth - I shall only be referred to as (Drum roll please!) a - Pre-Revolution Blood Lineage American - that would be a PRBLA - or "Purbla," for short and ease of saying.

And yes, I am a proud Purbla at that. I didn't ask for it. It just happened. I was simply born this way. And please - don't hold me responsible for any now outdated social travesties of "their time," - my forefather's time, don't even think you can logically hold me responsible for, "what shit they did." I had absolutely nothing to do with what they did and how they lived their lives. I'm not responsible for their actions at all.

Not me baby!

I am current, I am modern - I am a Purbla(!) - a Pre-Revolution Blood Lineage American.

So, don't call me white. Them's (that is a) fightin' word(s).

Thank you all.
 
FIGHT THE POWER!

Take a page from the playbook of our brethren of other than hetero sexuality and TAKE BACK THE LANGUAGE!

Lets start callin each other Cracker, Whitey, Honkey, White Meat. Thus depriving them of the language of hate. Fight the power.

Then we hit the lecture circuit. First stop Zimbabwe. Give that bastard Mugabe what for and a New York cheer. Bastards oppressing our brothers. Then I say we elevate Robert Downey Jr. to the status of Jesse Jackson minus the evangelical shit. Then we start up weekend retreats where we sit around campfires and foxtrot to Barry Manilow music.

You have really hit on something here Sparky. There is nothing so un-chic as being a middle class white guy.

Its all gonna change baby. Somebody get Pat Boone on the phone and find me some Dockers.
 
Inevitable racial slurs to occur by popular use of the word "Purbla":

Sounds like "Purple", so expect "Mother-fuckin' Indigo bastard" and "One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purbla People Eater".
 
Yeah, us Purbla's......

Better stick together or we'll become a, "race of another color."

Which actually I'm all for - "making love/making mocha."

You know - making babies with other skin tones - racial blending equals racial equality.

Maybe then I could have kids who might not be so suceptable to skin cancer.
 
Coffee in bed

I actually heard an article on a radio news show this week to that effect.

Due to ethnic mixing most of the North America pop. will be "beige" within a couple hundred years, probably less.

This is very likely a good thing.

I/we can hope for an enlightened measurement of cool. No longer based on socio-economic-ethnic bias. Maybe criteria similar to that of high school. Yeah, that'd be good;)
 
But.....That is

not the philosphy of beige. Hail all beige. Hail all equality. Hail all that is bland. Hail Honda Accords. Hail Mikky D's fries. Hail corn flakes.

Fore we will become a society of anti-spice.

Iceberg lettuse and corn oil - for everyone.
 
:) Hi Mom. Yeah, I know it's been a while since I last visited. This is Sparky, my purple friend. I don't know why, maybe it's a carry over from the purple triangle thing in WW2.



(psssst saxon is a race like germanic, swedish, and moron)
 
Gosh CB.....

Try to keep those juice boxes out of your throat will ya - practice on soft, tubular objects only.
 
I would but.....

I have a severe gag reflex thing going on.....

It comes with being a Purbla.
 
You are correct....

Purbla women have no rhythm. That's why our forefather's went out into the fields for sex.

There's nothing like a ripe, warm.....

Water Melon.

All ya need is a pocket knife.
 
Hey, if ya......

have sex with a fruit or veggie - does that border on bestiality? And if said fruit or veggie is only a few months old - isn't that child porn?

Q: What's sex with young goats? A: Sex with Kidds.
 
CB.....

Nope - but we could have a threesome. You, me and that hot ripe water mellon.
 
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