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[GIRLonFIRE44]

My clothes fall off for a man with a deep voice.

I am a married woman looking for a man to get to know better...Please PM...

What excites you? (Doesn’t necessarily have to be sexual.)
What do you do for a living and do you like it?
What is your favorite joke or something recently that has made you laugh/smile?
What do you look like... really?
Whatever else you want to share.

P.S. I probably won't respond if I don't think we're a good fit.
P.S.S. I am not into incest, kids, fucking your dog, being pissed on etc.

P.S.S.S. Please save on kilobites and spare me the dick photos at this time LOL!

 

[jmanrules]

Pm sent

 

[FUBARd1]

I sent you a hello.

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

23!!! I don't even know what I'd do with a 23 year old. Maybe pay you to do yard work. *Hugs*

Pm sent

 

[exploitedfeels]

23!!! I don't even know what I'd do with a 23 year old. Maybe pay you to do yard work. *Hugs*

Guess that rules my 20 year old ass out huh?

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

You need to put on some drakkar noir, get in the car, and go to a club man.

Guess that rules my 20 year old ass out huh?

 

[exploitedfeels]

I work 60 hour weeks and go to grad school full time, no time for the club. Besides I'm a country boy.

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

How about this. I will help you with your homework if you could find me a sexy man with a deep voice, over 30 to talk to.

I work 60 hour weeks and go to grad school full time, no time for the club. Besides I'm a country boy.

 

[exploitedfeels]

Haha no offensive but I think my homework would be a bit over your head. As for the sexy man over 30, I know a couple of professors ahah

 

[Clearvision]

Does over 50 count?

 

[RPD1968]

Message sent.

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

Doubtful. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

Haha no offensive but I think my homework would be a bit over your head. As for the sexy man over 30, I know a couple of professors ahah

 

[exploitedfeels]

Graduate level forensic psychology and terrorism studies?

 

[ArthurW]

Hello lady. Nice to see a new face. Take your time and enjoy yourself. Your in charge here never let them tell you other wise. I wish you all the best.

 

[sexywriterfla]

I am a married woman looking for a man to get to know better...Please PM...

What excites you? (Doesn’t necessarily have to be sexual.)
What do you do for a living and do you like it?
What is your favorite joke or something recently that has made you laugh/smile?
What do you look like... really?
Whatever else you want to share.

P.S. I probably won't respond if I don't think we're a good fit.
P.S.S. I am not into incest, kids, fucking your dog, being pissed on etc.

Very nice, will respond shortly.

 

[sexywriterfla]

How about this. I will help you with your homework if you could find me a sexy man with a deep voice, over 30 to talk to.

Already love your sense of humor.

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

That profession does not appeal to me for some reason. Maybe it's because they say those who can...DO...and those who can't teach.

Haha no offensive but I think my homework would be a bit over your head. As for the sexy man over 30, I know a couple of professors ahah

 

[cliteatingman]

That profession does not appeal to me for some reason. Maybe it's because they say those who can...DO...and those who can't teach.

Hi there. I am well over 30 and I can DO!

 

[Eyereadtoo]

That profession does not appeal to me for some reason. Maybe it's because they say those who can...DO...and those who can't teach.

Maybe you should stop listening to whomever "they" are and forge your own path, identity, and ideals.

 

[Vachel]

Maybe we should talk--I'm 36 and can send you quite a velvety voice sample if you like.

Edit: PM sent. Hope to hear from you!

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

Sweet message, but not a fit. I am really picky.

Maybe we should talk--I'm 36 and can send you quite a velvety voice sample if you like.

Edit: PM sent. Hope to hear from you!

 

[frankie49]

In best Barry white voice

Let's get it on...

 

[Everyday_Man]

P.S.S. I am not into fucking your dog.

That's still making me laugh.

I wonder how many women on here (or men) have been asked to do that in pm.

 

[GIRLonFIRE44]

I am always nervous about talking to new people in fear that their kink may be exponentially weirder than mine. I used to think I was a kinkly slutty girl until I started clicking links on the net. Now I'm just like... vanilla with sprinkles... maybe a little more. LOL.

That's still making me laugh.

I wonder how many women on here (or men) have been asked to do that in pm.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am always nervous about talking to new people in fear that their kink may be exponentially weirder than mine. I used to think I was a kinkly slutty girl until I started clicking links on the net. Now I'm just like... vanilla with sprinkles... maybe a little more. LOL.

HA! I have a friend here who talks about "vanilla with sprinkles" all the time.
I think most of us are vanilla with sprinkles. And which sprinkles we want depend on the day.

I hope you find the right combination of sprinkles and toppings...