I'm new. Ask me a question.

Hmmm...what a chance for me

First of all, Welcome. Lets see, questions, questions.

Well, as a man and a visual creature, I want to know if either of the clowns on your homepage is you. (I like the art very much, yours?)

As an author I am of course interested in the type of story you like to read.

As an unrepentant pervert, I'm looking forward to you disclosing for all of us your Nastiest sexual fantasy (you know that one you would never want anyone to find out- we won't tell)

I'm sure I can think of more at a future date.
 
Pretty Darkling said:
Or am i breaking some protocol?

Not that I know of, so, what is the meaning of life?:p

The Devil made me ask that!
 
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The dreaded double post. How the hell did that happen. The Devil up to his old tricks no doubt!
 
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Hi. Welcome to Lit, Pretty Darkling.

Here are my questions:

1. What's your position regarding abortion - prochoice or prolife?

2. Are you a believer in human evolution or do you believe the biblical version of how humans came to be here?

3. Are you a virgin?

Someone or two will want to know what you think about those kinda things pretty soon if you stick around; might as well get them out of the way right upfront.
:cool:
 
Heavy, man, real heavy

cymbidia said:
Hi. Welcome to Lit, Pretty Darkling.

Here are my questions:

1. What's your position regarding abortion - prochoice or prolife?

2. Are you a believer in human evolution or do you believe the biblical version of how humans came to be here?

3. Are you a virgin?

Someone or two will want to know what you think about those kinda things pretty soon if you stick around; might as well get them out of the way right upfront.
:cool:

Oh, great, cym, scare her off with the big ones why don't you? at least my question was an easy one!:p
 
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Mensa said:
Oh, great, cym, scare her off with the big ones why don't you? at least my question was an easy one!:p
That was easy? Okay, okay .. easy if you're a D. Adams fan, yes - but less so for us mere mortals.

Besides, you dbl posted. I didn't want her to think we were all morons here, darlin'.
:cool:
 
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cymbidia said:
That was easy? Okay, okay .. easy if you're a D. Adams fan, yes - but less so for us mere mortals.

Besides, you dbl posted. I didn't want her to think we were all morons here, darlin'.
:cool:

LMAO@cym

Touche!;)
 
welcome Pretty Darkling

what's the weather like where you are?

:) :) :)
 
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Paolo Labico said:
First of all, Welcome. Lets see, questions, questions.

Well, as a man and a visual creature, I want to know if either of the clowns on your homepage is you. (I like the art very much, yours?)[/B]

*grin*
Hi, Paolo, nice to meet you. The clowns were your general found images. They *used* to be normal posed pics, but then I photoshopped them. I wouldn't go so far as to call the stuff on that page "art" though... just manipulated. :)

As an author I am of course interested in the type of story you like to read.

I really think that depends on the day. Some days, I want to be swept away by skilled characterizations, well-crafted plots etc. Other days, I just want to read about some nasty fucking. But the first type of story is more likely to impress me. I read just about everything. I mean, I'm not turned off by kink.

As an unrepentant pervert, I'm looking forward to you disclosing for all of us your Nastiest sexual fantasy (you know that one you would never want anyone to find out- we won't tell)

Hm... not trying to dodge the question, but I get off on *lots* of different stuff, and I don't feel qualified to really pick which fantasy is most "nasty." :) Plus they all sort of blend into each other...

I'm sure I can think of more at a future date.

Oh, please do! would you like to see a picture of me?
 
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Pretty Darkling said:


42.
Is that the guy that looks like Osama Bin Laden?

The very one, only Lucifer is better company!:eek:
 
cymbidia said:
Hi. Welcome to Lit, Pretty Darkling.

Hi! Nice to meet you, cymbidia.

1. What's your position regarding abortion - prochoice or prolife?

The only rational position. *wicked grin*
Politically ProChoice, Personally ProLife.

2. Are you a believer in human evolution or do you believe the biblical version of how humans came to be here?

Although I am not a Christian, I do believe in the Holiness of the Bible (among other religious Holy Books.) I believe that humans evolved. I believe in the Creator. I believe that creation myths contain great truths wrapped in mystery. Science and religion go hand in hand, if one looks at it the right way.

3. Are you a virgin?

Oh, ye gods no. I'm expecting my second child in November.
 
debbiexxx said:
welcome Pretty Darkling
what's the weather like where you are?

Hi, debbie, nice to meet you. It is a lovely warmish night out.
We went to the beach at sunset and watched the colours over the Pacific.

Soon, we are moving to somewhere where they have Winter in the winter and Mosquitos in the summer. ;)
 
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Pretty Darkling said:


I bet he's better at sex, at the very least.

No way! I'm not even gonna go there!:eek:
 
Welcome to our Literotica abode, PM.
Question #1: Where were you on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001?
We have reasons to believe that you were in New
York at the time.
Question #2: How well are you able fly a Boeing 767?

Ummmmm, wait a minute. Nevermind, it couldn't have been you.
Forget about this lil interrogation.

So, what exactly do you look like, Ms. Darkling?
Maybe we can go out for a cup of latte' one day. LOL
 
P. D.

1. Licorice: black or red?

2. Do you like cats?

3. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

4. Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you?


Congratulations on the impending young'un, btw. Welcome aboard!
 
Welcome to Lit Pretty Darkling, I hope you'll have a lot of fun here.

I saw you offered pictures in an earlier post, and I'm one of the persons that like pictures as well!! :D

I'll admit that I don't really have any questions to you. I'll only invite you to visit my webpage, and ask you what you think about it.
 
Aughhhhhhhh I know a lot of you wont agree with me, and I don't want to piss off Laural but...........................

There is no such thing has red licorice. Licorice is an actual plant. You get black licorice from that plant. Red "licorice" is just shaped and sold the same way. Maybe we can ask red or black twizlers? Sorry this is just one of those stupid pet peeves of mine.

As for a question......
Which is better cats or dogs?
 
Pretty Darkling welcome to the board


Now the question:

Chicken or the egg?
Eggs ~scrambled or fried?
Toast ~lightly or dark crunchy?
Ego's or waffles?
Coke or Pepsi?
Stirred or shaken?

Just a damn barrel of monkeys we are, welcome to the board.
 
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Is Elvis really dead?

Are we really here, or are we figments of each others imagination?

Got milk?
 
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