I'm new and have no clue what I am doing

[PrincessSinister]

Okay so I am new to literotica, I have been reading stories forever. Like I love the pictures I get. But I just recently joined and started writing my own stories. I am no where near the people who have been righting forever. I need help and tips. I did submit a story. Can anyone help me? I need some friends as well. Haha

 

[oggbashan]

You should go to the Authors' Hangout Forum, not the General Board.

You need a thick skin and a strong sense of humour to survive here.

 

[Darbhinder]

Okay so I am new to literotica, I have been reading stories forever. Like I love the pictures I get. But I just recently joined and started riting my own stories. I am no where near the people who have been righting forever. I need help and tips. I did submit a story. Can anyone help me? I need some friends as well. Haha

Keep riting and you will only improve!

 

[Lancecastor]

Okay so I am new to literotica, I have been reading stories forever. Like I love the pictures I get. But I just recently joined and started writing my own stories. I am no where near the people who have been righting forever. I need help and tips. I did submit a story. Can anyone help me? I need some friends as well. Haha

Lots of great righters here on the GB, too.

Send a PM to Miles!

 

[oggbashan]

Lots of great righters here on the GB, too.

Send a PM to Miles!

Some sinister people as well.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Think of the General Board as Deadwood as depicted in the HBO series.

Welcome to Deadwood! It's combative.

 

[ryan8558]

Think of the General Board as Deadwood as depicted in the HBO series.

Welcome to Deadwood! It's combative.

http://i.imgur.com/ovJ7Rge.jpg

 

[NOIRTRASH]

If HASHHAG calls you a nigger don't hesitate to let management know immediately.

 

[1HF]

Okay so I am new to literotica, I have been reading stories forever. Like I love the pictures I get. But I just recently joined and started writing my own stories. I am no where near the people who have been righting forever. I need help and tips. I did submit a story. Can anyone help me? I need some friends as well. Haha

Writing would probably help. Also, ogg made a good suggestion.. The folks over in the authors hangout will be able to help you more.

 

[chillywilly2]

People are able to help here...they just don't want to.

Get a proof reader...quick..spellchek isn't working for you

 

[sr71plt]

People are able to help here...they just don't want to.

Get a proof reader...quick..spellchek isn't working for you

"proofreader." (it isn't working for you, either.)

 

[chillywilly2]

"proofreader." (it isn't working for you, either.)

beats me...never was much of a riter

 

[1HF]

"proofreader." (it isn't working for you, either.)

Oh, look! It's captain asshat to the rescue.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, look! It's captain asshat to the rescue.

I wasn't the one who pointed to a mistake by making a mistake, sweet cheeks.

I'm sure you see that as being an asshat, what with swimming in the cesspool and all.

 

[1HF]

I wasn't the one who pointed to a mistake by making a mistake, sweet cheeks.

I'm sure you see that as being an asshat, what with swimming in the cesspool and all.

I've seen you post enough to know that you're an asshat. Why you continue to post here, just to bitch incessantly is beyond me.

Carry on.

 

[Saint Peter]

You spelled Habufu wrong.

 

[girlsmiley]

Okay so I am new to literotica, I have been reading stories forever. Like I love the pictures I get. But I just recently joined and started writing my own stories. I am no where near the people who have been righting forever. I need help and tips. I did submit a story. Can anyone help me? I need some friends as well. Haha

Dont worry. I've been coming here for a couple of years and I still can't spell or write for shit. I'm learning though. Slowly, but that's ok. It's free. Can't complain. Have fun.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm new and have no clue what I am doing

Some of us still don't

Welcome to Lit

 

[sr71plt]

I've seen you post enough to know that you're an asshat. Why you continue to post here, just to bitch incessantly is beyond me.

Carry on.

Apparently it's to allow you to vacuously bitch back. I don't see any other function you fill here, lil' darlin'.

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=545583&page=submissions

 

[pink]

All you heathens scared her off.

 

[girlsmiley]

I wasn't the one who blah

Shut the fuck up.

You're an asshole and nobody here likes you. Because you're an asshole.

It's no secret you only come here to be a roaring cunt.

Keep it up asshole and I'll be starting a thread over in the AH asking people to come collect you. Quotes included.

 

[pensivepoet]

It was nice getting to know you, Princess.
Come by and see us again sometime.

 

[sr71plt]

Shut the fuck up.

You're an asshole and nobody here likes you. Because you're an asshole.

It's no secret you only come here to be a roaring cunt.

Keep it up asshole and I'll be starting a thread over in the AH asking people to come collect you. Quotes included.

Your feet smell and your mother dresses you funny.

Apparently I'm doing just fine here rattling the cages of parasitic drone freeloaders who think they're ever so clever and witty.

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1229618&page=submissions

 

[girlsmiley]

Your feet smell and your mother dresses you funny.

Apparently I'm doing just fine here rattling the cages of parasitic drone freeloaders who think they're ever so clever and witty.

You think I'm joking, don't you? How do you think your behaviour towards others -including the site owners- is going to come across to the fine people over in the AH? You think they'll love it? I guess we'll find out soon enough.

 

[sr71plt]

Boooo!