I'm looking for a writer.

[ruggymuncher]

I am wanting a writer to write stories for me. I will give you the details and then you can run with it. Message me at bdu_scotty@yahoo.com

 

[DeeZire]

I'm looking for someone to do my dishes and fold my laundry. Perhaps who we are looking for might be the same person?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm looking for someone to do my dishes and fold my laundry. Perhaps who we are looking for might be the same person?

You too? I need someone who will do windows, also.

 

[TxRad]

he needs a story, you guys need housework done. I think i see a solution

 

[SweetWitch]

he needs a story, you guys need housework done. I think i see a solution

Ooo! So do I! Good idea, Tex!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I could do it for say $.10 a word. I should warn you I do tend to be long winded and just ramble on and on about things that don't even pertain to the story I'm telling. It has been a problem I have had for the longest of times.

Now where was I?

 

[Trombonus]

Was that really necessary? Why don't you make fun of the guy's mom while you're at it.

As to your request, you're going to have a hard time finding someone who is willing to write a story for you in the AH. The people that frequent here are either professional quality writers who would want compensation for their writing, or people who are just writing to express their own creative images and fantasies. It's difficult for writers to write about another person's fantasy. I would suggest trying the "Story Ideas" section of the forum. You'll probably have more success there.

It would help if you gave some idea as to what kind of story you want written as well. As it stands, we have no idea what you want. That almost assures that you will get more responses like those above, and absolutely nothing helpful.

Hope that was helpful, and good luck!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Was that really necessary? Why don't you make fun of the guy's mom while you're at it.

...

I don't see anyone making fun of his mom????

OH why don't we? I see now. Why would I be so mean as to make fun of his mom? She didn't have anything to do with his post.

 

[Trombonus]

I don't see anyone making fun of his mom????

OH why don't we? I see now. Why would I be so mean as to make fun of his mom? She didn't have anything to do with his post.

How's about this, if you want to make fun of someone make fun of me, but don't do it to some complete stranger you don't even know. That's something insecure high schoolers do, and I know we're more mature than that.

I don't mind if you make fun of me, people have been doing it for years. You guys don't intimidate me anymore. I won't stay quiet any longer. So bring it on.

My comments weren't even directed towards you. So I don't know what your problem is.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

How's about this, if you want to make fun of someone make fun of me, but don't do it to some complete stranger you don't even know. That's something insecure high schoolers do, and I know we're more mature than that.

I don't mind if you make fun of me, people have been doing it for years. You guys don't intimidate me anymore. I won't stay quiet any longer. So bring it on.

My comments weren't even directed towards you. So I don't know what your problem is.

I wasn't make fun of him I was answering his post...I was serious...for $.10 a word I will write him an A number 1 story.

But, if instead you really want me to make fun of you...which I really don't feel like doing...I can.

 

[starrkers]

Trom, Zeb, stop it.
Trom said he wasn't meaning you, Zeb, and that is pretty obvious from other posts here.
Now leave it.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm not going any further...I just re-read his post and know he doesn't mean me. Sorry for jumping to conclusions.

 

[Trombonus]

I'm not going any further...I just re-read his post and know he doesn't mean me. Sorry for jumping to conclusions.

It's cool, no offense taken.

 

[Trombonus]

Trom, Zeb, stop it.
Trom said he wasn't meaning you, Zeb, and that is pretty obvious from other posts here.
Now leave it.

It's all gravy. Thanks Starr.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Compared to some of the other stuff that's gone on in here, this is barely worth commenting on, let alone kicking up a stink over.

Since when did everyone become so hypersensitive?

 

[TxRad]

Compared to some of the other stuff that's gone on in here, this is barely worth commenting on, let alone kicking up a stink over.

Since when did everyone become so hypersensitive?

When we started to allow the trolls to run the place. They are turning all the good people against each other. If you look around you'll see a lot of familiar faces missing. They are all tired of the bullshit created by the few.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

Was that really necessary? Why don't you make fun of the guy's mom while you're at it.

As to your request, you're going to have a hard time finding someone who is willing to write a story for you in the AH. The people that frequent here are either professional quality writers who would want compensation for their writing, or people who are just writing to express their own creative images and fantasies. It's difficult for writers to write about another person's fantasy. I would suggest trying the "Story Ideas" section of the forum. You'll probably have more success there.

It would help if you gave some idea as to what kind of story you want written as well. As it stands, we have no idea what you want. That almost assures that you will get more responses like those above, and absolutely nothing helpful.

Hope that was helpful, and good luck!

You are right... of course.... but it WAS fun! And fairly light-hearted for this place.....

Ruggy.... take Trom's advice and good luck. Or better.... give us a brief description of your fantasy and somebody may have already written about it... THEN the authors here get to promote their own stuff at the same time! Problem solved!


-KC

 

[scheherazade_79]

When we started to allow the trolls to run the place. They are turning all the good people against each other. If you look around you'll see a lot of familiar faces missing. They are all tired of the bullshit created by the few.

The trolls started running the place when all the familiar faces walked away and left them to do so.

And I don't really see Deezire and Sweetwitch as trolls.

Just saying that there are better outlets for the anti-troll revolution, that's all

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

I could do it for say $.10 a word. I should warn you I do tend to be long winded and just ramble on and on about things that don't even pertain to the story I'm telling. It has been a problem I have had for the longest of times.

Now where was I?

I think you were about to ask for a credit card number....



-KC

(I'm allowed!!! I posted a "nice" post to him already!!!)

 

[TxRad]

The trolls started running the place when all the familiar faces walked away and left them to do so.

And I don't really see Deezire and Sweetwitch as trolls.

Just saying that there are better outlets for the anti-troll revolution, that's all

I was not talking about Deezire or Sw in any way shape or form and you are right on the first part. Some are taking the anti troll thing a bit far but i understand where they are coming from. The first three posts were not making fun of anyone. They were making a point from a writers point of view but some might take it another way.

It's the way things are as of late, I'm sorry to say.

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's the way things are as of late, I'm sorry to say.

Then let's welcome in the Age of the Second Vagina and change things for the better

 

[TxRad]

Then let's welcome in the Age of the Second Vagina and change things for the better

Either you need to changes spiffs or at least post the brand so everyone can join you in weird dreamland.

 

[DeeZire]

Did I put my foot in my mouth again? It is something I struggle with on a daily basis (especially since it's my greatest talent.) I think I need to find a support group. I wonder if there's a WAA chapter here in Arizona? (That would be Wise-Asses Anonymous, for those of you unfamiliar with the addiction.)

I've been a wise-ass since before high school. I wonder if I'm insecure. Do I look insecure to you? Does this shirt make me look too skinny? Wait! I am too skinny. Nevermind.

To the OP - if your story involves legal-age siblings discovering their bodies together for the first time, I probably already have it written on my hard drive, waiting for an edit. I could just plug in the correct names using the 'Find/Replace' function. However, if your story involves plain old BF/GF sex, and there's no pissing, or puking, or lezbo action, or dirty old man watching, I'm afraid that sort of plot line would be out of my comfort zone.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I think you were about to ask for a credit card number....



-KC

(I'm allowed!!! I posted a "nice" post to him already!!!)

Either that or a paypal account I can bill.

 

[Guest]

Compared to some of the other stuff that's gone on in here, this is barely worth commenting on, let alone kicking up a stink over.

Since when did everyone become so hypersensitive?

When we started to allow the trolls to run the place. They are turning all the good people against each other. If you look around you'll see a lot of familiar faces missing. They are all tired of the bullshit created by the few.

Yes.

If we ignore the fucking trolls they will go away.