I'm leaving lit and never coming back

Like any of us believed it!

You like Amish Phone Hoe Knees too much to leave!
 
Eumenides said:
Like any of us believed it!

You like Amish Phone Hoe Knees too much to leave!

speaking of Hoe knees, where is the other one? I miss her.
 
erosman said:
I'm leaving never and coming back lit

and you tell her like this? you bastard, well at least you'll be drunky.

Save me some lickher.
 
Bah. I can think of better things than lickdicksex. Okay, maybe not better, but just as good!
 
Hmmmm so can I . . . liking ringing that little bell of yours . . .









. . . with my tongue! :p
 
It takes a brave man to find out the consequences of that action!
 
I'm gonna call myself "demure_baby". They'll never know it is me.
 
perky_baby said:
I'm gonna call myself "demure_baby". They'll never know it is me.

Demure? that would require a change in attitude as well, yes?
 
theGatsby said:
Demure? that would require a change in attitude as well, yes?

I can do it. I can be demure. Quiz me.
 
So...you're sitting on the park bench eating a banana. I walk up and ask you if you want more? You say....demurely...
 
Wait, are you talking to me? I'm sorry, I'm new here, and I'm not used to questions like that. It's just a little joke, and I ummm, no I think I need to get to know you better first, but thanks.



HEH! did I pass?
 
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