I'm leaving and taking all my poems with me, unless...

[WickedEve]

I get some attention.

Lauren pointed out to me that I leave every year. I don't think I've had my anal leaving this year. Okay, it's annual.
By the way, next month is my 5 year anniversary at lit.
I don't want to make this a totally meaningless thread, so I'll get to poetry in a minute.
Also, if you want to read any of my poetry, check out WickedEve--or KittenishJane, which I'm using for new poetry since there are too many under the W.E. name and I can't find anything in that list and some poems I don't even remember writing and I suspect that someone is messing with my head and putting poems on my member page that aren't really mine.
Even though I've posted less this year, I'm still lurking like a booger in a community without tissues. (I don't know what that means but it's kind of deep.)

So, would anyone like to share anything? A poem? What's going on in your poetry life? Anyone have a tissue?

 

[Guest]

*Gives you attention*

You have an alt. Does she get more attention than you?
My alts always do.

 

[WickedEve]

*Gives you attention*

You have an alt. Does she get more attention than you?
My alts always do.

No. She's pretty much being ignored, too. I think she's going to leave with me, but I'm not sure.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

So, would anyone like to share anything? A poem? What's going on in your poetry life? Anyone have a tissue?

I think next month is also the 5th anniversary of my randomly stumbling upon Lit. I didn't join until six months later, though.

About my current poetry life, I would like to share a thought: whoever said pain and ailment is fertile ground for poetry should have his knee-caps shot, all the bones of his right metacarpus shattered (or left, if he's left-handed), given a pen and paper and asked to write a little ditty about his feelings.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

No. She's pretty much being ignored, too. I think she's going to leave with me, but I'm not sure.

I doubt it. She'll probably won't even notice you're gone, the bitch.

 

[WickedEve]

I doubt it. She'll probably won't even notice you're gone, the bitch.

She is kind of a bitch. I have a new poem that I'm tempted to submit under my name so that I can get all the praise for it, but she has it ready to submit under her name. I mean, who does she think she is?

 

[WickedEve]

I think next month is also the 5th anniversary of my randomly stumbling upon Lit. I didn't join until six months later, though.

About my current poetry life, I would like to share a thought: whoever said pain and ailment is fertile ground for poetry should have his knee-caps shot, all the bones of his right metacarpus shattered (or left, if he's left-handed), given a pen and paper and asked to write a little ditty about his feelings.

Emotional pain I can write about. Physical pain... give me a drugs.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Emotional pain I can write about. Physical pain... give me a drugs.

Fuck off, get your own. I need these.

 

[TheRainMan]

this is not nearly as theatrical as your past exits.

which is the name-calling? where are the cuss words? where are the demands for the kindness of strangers?

there is no shredded clothing, no scratches on anyone or anything . . . nothing drips.

this one is almost . . . matronly.

 

[bogusbrig]

And there is me thinking I'll log onto Lit and get away from all the female drama.

 

[WickedEve]

this is not nearly as theatrical as your past exits.

which is the name-calling? where are the cuss words? where are the demands for the kindness of strangers?

there is no shredded clothing, no scratches on anyone or anything . . . nothing drips.

this one is almost . . . matronly.

I'm sick of not being recognized for the Goddess that I am! So I will deprive you bastards of my poetry and my ass avs and my dildo adventures!
And you, Pat, you're ass crack that needs lubing. You're a bottle of man bubbles that should be poured into every tub that's own by a lonely, hairy man--or woman.

 

[WickedEve]

And there is me thinking I'll log onto Lit and get away from all the female drama.

We have male drama, too. Just read through the threads. lol

 

[TheRainMan]

. . . Pat, you're ass crack that needs lubing . . .

<hands you the KY jelly>

 

[bogusbrig]

We have male drama, too. Just read through the threads. lol

I've just noticed 1201 is back and mixing it with his old adversary. There is something I missed about Lit while I was away, what was it now.......? Aah. The shit fights!

 

[annaswirls]

No. She's pretty much being ignored, too. I think she's going to leave with me, but I'm not sure.

Hey, I expressed my undying love for Jane! hurmph. I dont think I have the right body parts for you two, but certainly not ignored

 

[champagne1982]

in a community without tissues.

Where did you find a community without an issue? Or, even more curious... a community with aunt issues. It would be a bugger if they were carpenter ants, they can eat the floor right out from under your feet.

 

[Angeline]

Sheesh. Not again. Ok, you ARE a goddess of poetry and sex. Here:

http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/_img/goddess-00682.jpg


Is that better?


I'm working. That's all I do anymore: I work and sleep. But I am planning my annual poetry snit for April.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Reading this I realize I have neglected my powtic side for way too long.... Thanks eve for reminding me to write verse now and again as well as prose and more often than not, shit.

 

[annaswirls]

a poetry snit?

is that why Eve was looking for tissues earlier?

Sheesh. Not again. Ok, you ARE a goddess of poetry and sex. Here:

http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/_img/goddess-00682.jpg


Is that better?


I'm working. That's all I do anymore: I work and sleep. But I am planning my annual poetry snit for April.

 

[Angeline]

a poetry snit?

is that why Eve was looking for tissues earlier?

probably. if it were anything else she'd ask for lube.

 

[Liar]

I get some attention.

*stares at WickedEve*

Done and done.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

*stares at WickedEve*

Done and done.

That's not gonna do it, Liar. She's a hands-on kinds gal.

*strokes Evie's ego with a Tickler*

 

[Liar]

Hey, nobody said how much attention.

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Reading this I realize I have neglected my powtic side for way too long.... Thanks eve for reminding me to write verse now and again as well as prose and more often than not, shit.

Salvor, your AV is giving me some freudian complex about fear of genitals or something. *shudders*

Not penis envy--penis squeamy? kinda like the guys who are afraid of women with teeth in their vaginas but reversed.

Dali would be proud of you. Crazy surrealist . . .

 

[champagne1982]

Salvor, your AV is giving me some freudian complex about fear of genitals or something. *shudders*

Not penis envy--penis squeamy? kinda like the guys who are afraid of women with teeth in their vaginas but reversed.

Dali would be proud of you. Crazy surrealist . . .

Well, silly girl! that's salvor's thumb. Very surreal indeed.