I'm Just Ken

[xXxplorher]

I used to be a vibrant baby bird, But now I'm just... a teensie penis.

I... accomodate. I solve the boardroom.

I... go get coffee.

I'm just... Ken.

 

[xXxplorher]

And YOU...

allow me to lose

 

[xXxplorher]

Its all your fucking fault...

No one can be expected to handle their own issues

 

[xXxplorher]

But whaddew I know?

I'm just... Ken.

 

[xXxplorher]

No one else enjoyed this?

Okay

 

[xXxplorher]

I used to be a vibrant baby bird!!

 

[lifeis2short2b]

WTF ?????

 

[xXxplorher]

No... no, really, I USED to be... the... the... the PATRIARC is upon us!!

I'm just a dude without a dick, wtf is HAPPening?

 

[xXxplorher]

Ken... does not belong in this world. He's out.

 

[Statius]

WTF ?????

Agreed....

 

[xXxplorher]

Ken, would not, you know... allow for...

sorry, what were we planning?

 

[xXxplorher]

KEN - is fucking OUT!!

He cannot be trusted

 

[xXxplorher]

"I just wanna be a part of things, ya know? I wanna... I wanna...Can I just be Ken? I wanna be Ken."

 

[Statius]

Takes a long time to fit into an online community. Took me months. Months of RATIONAL, COMMON SENSE posting. Not crazy, flirting, hitting on, sexual comments, but talking to people like their, well, people. I still don't fit in everywhere here, and probably never will. There are cliques here just like everywhere. Some of these people have been talking for over 10 years here, that's hard to break into.

Be calm, be rational, be kind. Don't harass, don't keep commenting on/ to the same people over and over. Move around, be real, be sincere. Takes time for people to get to know you through posts.

 

[xXxplorher]

Wait... are you actuallly... factually... bro... omg... THAT hurts

 

[xXxplorher]

Here's how I did it, what... 30... fucking years ago...

Like, I got a PC.
I'm farting around.
I'm having absolutely insane phone sex within less than 24hrs cuz some chick was bent about her homeland.
I learn REAL QUICK... this might can get me somewhere.
I drop, "Sorry, Wrong Number."
Now i'm sort of a big shot
and
...I blow it

I fuck myself. I'm a dumbass.

I have other ideas moving forward from there but I basically fail myself - continually - cuz I'm a stubborn wreck.

 

[drobert44]

Here's how I did it, what... 30... fucking years ago...

Like, I got a PC.
I'm farting around.
I'm having absolutely insane phone sex within less than 24hrs cuz some chick was bent about her homeland.
I learn REAL QUICK... this might can get me somewhere.
I drop, "Sorry, Wrong Number."
Now i'm sort of a big shot
and
...I blow it

I fuck myself. I'm a dumbass.

We all did it, hopefully once.

 

[xXxplorher]

And now?

What is there to care about?

 

[xXxplorher]

I think the point of the thread is to legitimately make the point... "I'm just Ken." Meaning, I am a thing and imperfect. While also maybe allowing for... jackasses make mistakes. And also... I am STILL a fucking man, suck my dick. bitch.

yup. any and all of that ; P

 

[xXxplorher]

You're missing the in-betweens on things.

I dont regret being a jackass. I NEEDED to be.

However, having now done that... "Esther".

 

[xXxplorher]

Esther forces me to entertain some idea of Fareed Zakaria each week. I can't be sure enough to trust whatever media it claims to come from but... i believe the parts that make me the least uncomfortable.