I'm just a hip dude

[Zamdrist]

So, my Dad had sent me $200 gift certificate at Abercrombie & Fitch, or as my son calls it: Abercrombie & Itch.

I was not prepared for this place...I'm 32 and I felt every year of that when I walked in. I managed to pick out four t-shirts...I really didn't want them. Damn if I could tell the difference between half the girls and boys clothes. Baggy knee high shorts? Yeah right! Crinkly checkered shirts? Nada, zip, no way.

Damn that place creeped me out.

I told them, Old Navy! Damn it.

 

[tswyk]

speechless.....

 

[Wiggles]

I see London, I see France.

I see Zamdrist's under pants!



I know you're joking, but I love American Eagle. They have the best damn jeans around.

 

[Zamdrist]

I see London, I see France.

I see Zamdrist's under pants!



I know you're joking, but I love American Eagle. They have the best damn jeans around.

Is this good?

American Eagle? I'm still in Levi's mode, stuck in the 80's. I felt so outta place, I was only half joking. I had to be the oldest person in the store, including the help.

 

[c.fey]

You spent $200 on four shirts!!!!?? Wow~~~


Can I come shopping with you sometime??

 

[Ginny]

I see London, I see France.
I see Zamdrist's under pants!

<tickled>......oh that was a good one, wiggles...i was just admiring zamdrist's bulge there....naughty naughtyyyyy, zam cutie....

 

[glamorilla]

You should try the Bannana Republic flagship store.

Makes me wanna pack heat.

 

[Zamdrist]

You spent $200 on four shirts!!!!?? Wow~~~

Can I come shopping with you sometime??

I should claify...the t-shirts cost $88, I still have $100, don't know what to do with it...I'm never gonna step into that store again...

Maybe I should use it as a bribe for sex...Lit-Bid?

 

[Zamdrist]

<tickled>......oh that was a good one, wiggles...i was just admiring zamdrist's bulge there....naughty naughtyyyyy, zam cutie....

Actually I lifted this AV from some STUD on a male porn site...yeah right

 

[Ginny]

Actually I lifted this AV from some STUD on a male porn site...

did they have of him with his tighty whities down?

 

[Zamdrist]

did they have of him with his tighty whities down?

But that would leave too little to the imagination. (Why the hell did I just use 'little' in reference to my pecker?) LOL!