I'm jealous of women (for many reasons but) they have a tons of vibrators, and.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

What the hell do us men have???????

Overly expensive bullshit. Right? Some sort of 'vacu-systems?'

I have never found 'the inexpensive device' that would get us men off - like a simple vibrator does for most women.

I demand more. I demand inexpensive. I demand that it be small and mobile and easy to take on vacation.

I demand a 'cheap plastic pussy' - that smells and lubes and squirts - and pumps my cock to cumming!!!!!

And! I should come in colors too!

I mean - what the fuck are those Japenese doing? They can't come up with one god damn device for us men?

Shit - I'm pissed.

 

[Wiggles]

Have you talked to riff at all??

I think he's in love with his pocket pussy, ain't it sweet?

 

[mayi]

okay so it is great to be a woman..........then how come we get shit on so much???

mayi

 

[Ishmael]

Japanese Engineers

No shit Sparky, but I had a Japanese Engineer explain it to me once. The details elude me now, and his English sucked, as badly as my Japanese, but............. It all had to do with a gosinta being easier to engineer than a gosonta. Battery placement, power requirements, ergonomics, marketing, and of course the whole dynamics of market 'penetration' all figured into this.

Oh the hell with it, ask riff.

Ishmael

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Women do get shit on......

But many, most.......

fail to realize 'their power over men.'

They have no clue as to how to aply it.

They are the products of 'their fathers' and worse - 'their mothers.'

So - they are inhibited. They (all women) have been force fed the bunk of 'fathers and mothers past.'

They are 'good girls.'

And - if women - as a whole - ever wanted to 'get out of their situation' - they need to get over all that shit. All that goodie two shoes shit.

And act like the real women they all are deep inside. Let it loose.

But they have trouble doing that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I agree Sparky. It is hard for women to break free from the "good girl" model which is shoved down our throats.

Thankfully, I've embraced my inner slut.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I think a hell of a lot of women have embraced their inner slut... I don't know who you hang out with, Sparky, and maybe I'm in the wrong position to say anything because I'm on a college campus -- which seems to make it an anomaly in society -- but the women you describe just sound like prudes of their own accord. Consider packing up and moving, because you aren't going to get anywhere with them.

 

[seXieleXie]

men have their hands.

 

[lavender]

Men Do Shit Upon

 

[Impetus]

Perhaps *This* will appease your toy fantasy:

www.blowfish.com (awesome site, by the way)

Look for a little thing called a 'fleshlight'. I don't know how it feels or if it's even close to the 'real thing' but it's a step in the right direction.

And, so you know, I'm training to become an Electrical Engineer. I'll see what I can do about getting some clever Male-pleasing-toys created. Make my fortune, dominate the world, and then kick back and have a nice, tall, cold glass of orange juice.

Mmmm....orange juice.....

Uh...right....fleshlight....go checkit.

-I

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good girls or bad. Bad boys or good.

That's not really the point.

And....... besides........

If, as a male, being macho is 'what I'm comfortable with' - then you some here's sense - that 'is' the correct way to be.

All this 'men getting in touch with thier inner selves' stuff?

Bunko - for me. Maybe that's good for some other guys (fruits in my book) but not for me.

And of course I don't really care if you like it or not - regardless of your sex. You? You can be whimpy all you want - you can 'feel' all you want. I don't give a fuck. It's just not me.

As for women 'equalling' up to the stature of men - particularly in the work place - it's your choice ladies - you can stay in touch with you feminine side - stay whimpy, but.........

You'll 'get there' faster if you get tougher. And I don't mean macho - I mean 'female tough.'

You don't have to loose your femaleness, you don't have to be so negative (slut) about it. Be proud of you pussy and how to use it to get what you want. Be proud to fuck.

It's only a God Damn HOLE!

 

[juicylips]

Re: Good girls or bad. Bad boys or good.

You don't have to loose your femaleness, you don't have to be so negative (slut) about it. Be proud of you pussy and how to use it to get what you want. Be proud to fuck.

It's only a God Damn HOLE!

I love it when you make perfect sense, S

JL