I'm into Nasal!

[nice90sguy]

My sis-in-law once blurted that she got super-turned on turned by having her nose licked and sucked. That was a new one on me, and I made a mental note to try that out (both as sucker and suckee) later.

The nose, besides being an erogeous zone for some people like my sis-in-law, can also be sexy of course. I think Rossy Da Palma's nose makes her look incredibly hot.

To blow my own trumpet, my own jewish nose, which is pretty much the same as Rossy Da Palma's, is attractive, at least to my wife, who's a bit "nosist" about guys. She likes em big.

It's pretty useful too for cunniligusts, it's a dick that never gets soft.

Yep, noses run deep in my sexual canon.

And yet, where the hell are they in the millions of stories here? That blows.

I asked Laurel to add a "nasal" category, but she didn't even reply to my PM. Actually, I think that was just a dream, now I come to think of it.

I bet there are people who feel as strongly as I do, and I'd love to hear from you, maybe form a community or subforum or something.

And I'm sure there are people equally indignant about other underrepresented body parts -- ears, elbows or knees for instance.


Rossy Da Palma:

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

I asked Laurel to add a "nasal" category, but she didn't even reply to my PM. Actually, I think that was just a dream, now I come to think of it.

Not a lot of call for a category if there's no stories focused on it, right?

 

[TheLobster]

This thread is too on the nose.

 

[onehitwanda]

Today is a terrible day to be literate.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

 

[pink_silk_glove]

You could always give a girl a pinocchio ... stick your face between her thighs, and start telling lies. ; )

 

[StillStunned]

 

[Dodola]

Hanky panky

 

[Bazzle]

I soooooooooo read it as

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I'm into Nasa!!​

I thought it was going to be about spacemen and women or aliens.

Grrr dyslexia.

 

[StillStunned]

I thought it was going to be about spacemen and women or aliens.

And big thrusters.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The “Eskimo kiss”

 

[StillStunned]

It might be confusing if your partner promises you a blow job.

 

[CalBishForNow]

My latest Halloween story gets its chance to shine! Relevant part: Miranda, dressed up as the Wicked Witch of the West including a comically long fake nose, uses it while 69ing.

 

[Erozetta]

I soooooooooo read it as

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I thought it was going to be about spacemen and women or aliens.

Grrr dyslexia.

*Fist bump*

Same..

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Where's C.D. Bates when we really need him?

 

[Writer61]

I'm into Nasal!​

Blow that for a lark.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Some decades back, there was a whole stereotype thing about Eskimoes rubbing noses. Not sure it's still allowed now. They don't even use Eskimo now in may places, preferring Inuit.

 

[nice90sguy]

I soooooooooo read it as

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I thought it was going to be about spacemen and women or aliens.

Grrr dyslexia.

PERMISSION TO HIJACK GRANTED (as though anyone needed it)

 

[KittyOfSteele]

That is a very specific partialism. No kink shaming, just now having a lot of questions. One revolves around Patrick Süskind's The Perfume, another one revolves around Nikolai Gogol's The Nose, and another one is wondering if Fetish has stories revolving around noses.

I don't have this kink myself, but I noticed the majority of the partners I've had have a nose as long as Paget Brewster's. I guess I have a type. I do remember some research about attractions to facial anatomy. Might have to go back into that little rabbit hole again.

 

[nice90sguy]

Might have to go back into that little rabbit hole again.

Clean the mud off your nose when you come out

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Clean the mud off your nose when you come out

Like a rabbit while chewing!

 

[countdowntolov3]

During the COVID pandemic we had to get nose-swabbed to get into work for a few weeks. I'll happily confess to choosing the line with the cute EMT boy. There's a S&M thrill to be had there if you're a perv like me.

 

[SimonDoom]

I credit you for giving attention to this somewhat neglected part of the anatomy. Its chances for getting separate category recognition are slim, however -- right up there with a special category for navels or ears.

I like noses. Noses tend to be very distinctive and contribute greatly to the character of one's face.

I briefly dated a girl in college that my friends called "The Beak." I loved her nose. She was hot, but I was a dork and we didn't date long, so I didn't get to enjoy her nose as much as I should have. God only nose what might have happened if I'd been more savvy.

 

[yowser]

I dove in. This is one of the few times in life that my somewhat over-sized Jewish nose is handy. I could push it around the top of her channel while my tongue slithered up her entry.

 

[StillStunned]