I'm in the mood for a limerick...

[sack]

With the absolute lunacy going on here lately (is there a full moon or what??), I'm in the mood for something lighthearted. Usually, a limerick never fails to make me smile. Hmmmm...

There once was a man named Sack
Not Tale, nor Tath, but Sack
He started a thread
Got over his head
And now Sack is under attack


Hey come on.....not much rhymes with Sack!!

Maybe I'll have better luck with Wicked...

There once was a woman named Eve
Whose poems I could scarcely believe
She liked fancy words
or the simply absurd
of which, you could take it or leave

That's even worse....one more try:


There once was a woman named mouse
who lived in a very small house
Her avatar rocks
amazes and shocks
even the tiniest louse



Will someone please improve on these before I actually start liking them?


Sack

 

[Guest]

My Crazy Mind- my first limerick (all in fun)

It’s not so bad that I’m erratic.
At times, I can be problematic.
I can very nice,
But please don’t cross me twice.
I like it that I’m so dramatic.

Don't forget your counts

Is this going to be the limerick thread? <smiles>

 

[Guest]

Quote:
Hey come on.....not much rhymes with Sack!!

Sack, pack, lack, black, attack, shack slack, track, smack snack, jack. Oh, I like this game..hehe!

 

[biggbear8]

Ole man peter’s got a big thrill
twenty minutes after he swallowed the Lil blue pill
he finally has an erection
his pretty nurse was his selection
and boy did she have a great skill

She laid him on his back
his ole dick rose up like the union jack
she did the splits over his hard rock dick
and it swallowed him up quick
then she bounced, slipping out he found her crack

There was old man rod who had a tiny bod
took his Lil blue pill and up came baby rod
ole miss Withers didn’t have any dithers
just as long as it was erect and cum’s like a river
Miss withers smothered his dick squeezing it as he erupted in her pod

Mary Owens stole a little blue pill
swallowed it down without a spill
then a strange thing happened her pussy lips pouted
as her clit was getting hard and wet as she shouted
get over here with your tongue Mr bill

When he got there she pulled him down
between her legs he went to town
his mouth working her slit and her clit
his face wet, fingers in her holes she having a fit
but it turned out to be the clown

Orgasm after orgasm hit with force
the Viagra was working it’s course
then she yelled next in came Mr. Peeks
rolled her over and spread her cheeks
plunged deep into her ass she couldn’t speak she was hoarse

Out of his rom came Mr. Sam looking for the doctor, quack
walking around with his monster hard on bouncing back
Dr its been like this for four hours what needs to be done
nurse Cookie say come with me and have some fun
in the locked room Cookie’s lust lasted while cause he’s dick didn’t slack

There was only one complaint from Mr. Peters
seems after a couple pints of ale there were no twitters
so he found a knot hole in a pine tree
he’s stuck in this hole after he had a pee
and now his ass was eaten up my skitters

Ole man Rogers out of his room he came
Calling his favorite nurse’s name
can you help me with this bobbin’ and throbbin’
so she got on her knees and licked his knobbin’
he came so quick it was a shame !

 

[biggbear8]

With the absolute lunacy going on here lately (is there a full moon or what??), I'm in the mood for something lighthearted. Usually, a limerick never fails to make me smile. Hmmmm...

There once was a man named Sack
Not Tale, nor Tath, but Sack
He started a thread
Got over his head
And now Sack is under attack


Hey come on.....not much rhymes with Sack!!

Maybe I'll have better luck with Wicked...

There once was a woman named Eve
Whose poems I could scarcely believe
She liked fancy words
or the simply absurd
of which, you could take it or leave

That's even worse....one more try:


There once was a woman named mouse
who lived in a very small house
Her avatar rocks
amazes and shocks
even the tiniest louse



Will someone please improve on these before I actually start liking them?


Sack

there once was aman named sack
then in the mens shower never turned his back
bent over for his soap on a rope
exposing his ass crack to a freaky dope
and thought he was under attack

 

[sack]

a thought just occurred to me.....

Can you submit limericks as "poems"? Some of these are pretty interesting, and it would be a shame to lose them in the long run....


Sack

 

[The Mutt]

There is much more to a limerick than AABBA.
Rhythm, people, rhythm!

 

[champagne1982]

There is much more to a limerick than AABBA.
Rhythm, people, rhythm!

The Mutt -- poetry choreographer.

A poetic dog named Mutt
buried himself in smut.
As he wallowed in porn
his good taste was torn
right out of the depths of his gut.

 

[The Mutt]

The Mutt -- poetry choreographer.

A poetic dog named Mutt
buried himself in smut.
As he wallowed in porn
his good taste was torn
right out of the depths of his gut.

I never said I had good taste, I said I tasted good.

 

[Miss Oatlash]

I never said I had good taste, I said I tasted good.

I can vouch for that.

 

[biggbear8]

I can vouch for that.

where's a lady named Miss Oatlash
who constantly had a hot flash
with a whip in her hand
on their heads she made men stand
to see how long their erections last

this beautiful lady dressed to the nine
had men standing in line
for her cat of nine tail
she would wail
making all the men feel fine

her subs she did order
to be her porter
serving her every need
with such passion and greed
and pain right on the border

 

[biggbear8]

Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

Can you submit limericks as "poems"? Some of these are pretty interesting, and it would be a shame to lose them in the long run....


Sack

sure why not it's still a poem . humorous poem but still a poem

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

sure why not it's still a poem . humorous poem but still a poem

hiya bigg. ltns.

 

[biggbear8]

Re: Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

hiya bigg. ltns.

hugs kisses angeline how are you hon hope all is well and that your enjoying the day.

may I say your as beautiful as I remember and still so sexy

{{{{{{{{{{{ ANGELINE }}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

hugs kisses angeline how are you hon hope all is well and that your enjoying the day.

may I say your as beautiful as I remember and still so sexy

{{{{{{{{{{{ ANGELINE }}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am well bigg. Had a great chili and guacamole dinner. mmmmm.

And I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for desert which are currently being devoured in the next room (where the Superbowl is and I'm not).

I hope you are well too sweety--still remember what a lovely person you are. Kind and funny to boot.

 

[Guest]

Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

Can you submit limericks as "poems"? Some of these are pretty interesting, and it would be a shame to lose them in the long run....


Sack

It's poetry, my dear! I would love to see more of it on the site. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

 

[sack]

Hi Angeline...

And I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for desert which are currently being devoured in the next room (where the Superbowl is and I'm not).




I'm glad to hear you are feeling better. Personally, I feel like I've been to hell and back. But, we all to have to grow whether we want to or not. So, I have excised some demons by writing the Public Comment Dilemma thread. Read it and let me know what you think, pro and con.


Sack (PS- I think you are a beautiful person too, even when PMS strikes!)

 

[sack]

and a few more.....

There once was a woman named Lauren
Whose poems were constantly soarin'
She wrote them so well
That no one could tell
If Lauren was U.S. or foreign!

There once was a man named Mutt
who tried his hand at some smut
His writing was hot
I liked it a lot
and now Mutt has made the cut!

There once was a woman named Seattle
Who tried to raise twenty cattle
They ran from their pen
Raised hell and then...
came back to do more battle!

 

[biggbear8]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

I am well bigg. Had a great chili and guacamole dinner. mmmmm.

And I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for desert which are currently being devoured in the next room (where the Superbowl is and I'm not).

I hope you are well too sweety--still remember what a lovely person you are. Kind and funny to boot.

I made a nice little buffet for my friends chili, homemade pizza, chips and dip, a sub and cole slaw and potato salad everything made fresh this morning mmmmmmmm

Im doing great hon thank you, you have always been sweet and kind also and your so beautiful too Im lucky to have a friend like you

Angeline

bear

 

[biggbear8]

Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

It's poetry, my dear! I would love to see more of it on the site. Everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

I have a thread in the playground called out on a limerick and there was one more that I knew of , but then only one or two people post limericks its really hard to keep it going. If you know what I mean.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

I have a thread in the playground called out on a limerick and there was one more that I knew of , but then only one or two people post limericks its really hard to keep it going. If you know what I mean.

<smiles> Ah, but we can!

 

[foehn]

oh sweet jesus...

can anybody here get the meter right?

 

[Remec]

Re: oh sweet jesus...

can anybody here get the meter right?

There once were some limericks on Lit,
that made certain people think, "Shit,
it's not that they're bad,
but I'd really be glad,
to find me some limericks that fit!"


<g>

 

[BlackShanglan]

In Russia was Catherine the Great
Who met a remarkable fate.
When she mounted her horse
And took Nature's course,
She found that the horse was too great.

Shanglan

 

[biggbear8]

Re: Re: Re: Re: a thought just occurred to me.....

<smiles> Ah, but we can!

MMMMMM Such a sexy smile yes sweetie we can hugs