I'm in lust.

[AusTess]

Ayup.
As much as i hate to admit it.

I'm in cyberlust.



I need more drugs,obviously.


Anyways,I just thought i'd share.
That's all.

I'll prolly just post porn now.

 

[Private Vasquez]

porn away.

 

[AusTess]

Gimme a sec.

I cant masturbate AND post porn at the same time.

 

[Ice Cold]

Shhhh... you said you weren't going to tell anyone!!!

 

[Shaq]

I lust after 65% of females that I encounter...

 

[Private Vasquez]

don't let me interrupt you...

 

[AusTess]

Shhhh... you said you weren't going to tell anyone!!!

I just couldn't keep it to myself a moment longer.

I was almost ready to burst.

 

[lobito]

I lust after 65% of females that I encounter...

My you must be young. Only 65%?

 

[AusTess]

I lust after 65% of females that I encounter...

Really?

It's not very often i meet someone i wanna screw senseless.

So when it does happen,it's kinda nice.

Now shuddup an lemme find porn.
Sheesh.

 

[Gamelover221]

65%? Damn...I'm picky! I only like maybe 2% of all females I see...Oh well...quality over quantity has always been my standard.

 

[Zamdrist]

Ayup.
As much as i hate to admit it.

I'm in cyberlust.

Admit it, it's the PWCB. LOL...yeah right.

 

[tswyk]

LUST?????



Someone call?????









ANYONE call?????

 

[Carl East]

I'll prolly just post porn now.

You know, I haven't seen a good porno in months, everytime I download something from Kazaa the twit's just changed the title of one I've already got.

Yet I keep going back to try again. lol

Carl

 

[Nigel]

LUST?????

Someone call?????

ANYONE call?????

Ms. tswyk....

Are you saying that your real name is Lust? Hmmmm....first, last, or middle?

 

[tswyk]

Ms. tswyk....

Are you saying that your real name is Lust? Hmmmm....first, last, or middle?

Nigel, honey - how many times to I have to tell you....call me anything - just call me!





over and over and over and over and over and over

 

[Nigel]

Nigel, honey - how many times to I have to tell you....call me anything - just call me!

over and over and over and over and over and over

I would, tswyk dear....but typing your name tends to give me a cramp...in the brain as well as the hands.......and...well....other places.....

 

[Wiggles]

A little bit of cyber lust makes the internet more interesting.

Nothin' wrong with that Tess. But yes, you obviously need some more drugs.

Where's the porn?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Really?

It's not very often i meet someone i wanna screw senseless.

So when it does happen,it's kinda nice.

Now shuddup an lemme find porn.
Sheesh.

I'd let you screw me senseless, but its far too late. That ship sailed loooong ago.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Isn't anyone else curious?

WHO?

 

[tswyk]

I would, tswyk dear....but typing your name tends to give me a cramp...in the brain as well as the hands.......and...well....other places.....

GOD, Nigel!!!! Have I told you lately how much I love your AV?????




need some help with that ...um...cramp????

 

[Nigel]

GOD, Nigel!!!! Have I told you lately how much I love your AV?????

need some help with that ...um...cramp????

It's the hair isn't it? Women love the hair.

Or maybe it's that vacant expression....


It's not EXACTLY a cramp....but perhaps a massage?

 

[tswyk]

It's the hair isn't it? Women love the hair.

Or maybe it's that vacant expression....


It's not EXACTLY a cramp....but perhaps a massage?

My speciality!!!! And tonight.....I'm doing EXTRA special massages.....

interested???

 

[Nigel]

My speciality!!!! And tonight.....I'm doing EXTRA special massages.....

interested???

mmmmmmm......a massage sounds WONderful.....

Am I interested? Is a pig's ass pork?

 

[AusTess]

Re: Isn't anyone else curious?

WHO?

I could tell you,but then i'd have to kill you.

He's adoreable though.
Smart,clever.
Kinda cute.
Great eyes.
Incredible sense of humour.
I'm smitten.

 

[Nigel]

Re: Re: Isn't anyone else curious?

I could tell you,but then i'd have to kill you.

He's adoreable though.
Smart,clever.
Kinda cute.
Great eyes.
Incredible sense of humour.
I'm smitten.

Ooooh...Tess isn't givin' up the name! She's following the advice of Sippy Wallace, in that blues song:

"Woman be wise....keep your mouth shut...don't advertise your man...."