I'm in a pissy mood

[freakygirl]

Cheer me up please

 

[christophe]

HUGS

 

[Kitte]

Cant cheer ya up but can I be in a pissy mood with ya?

 

[Kitte]

Double post ooops

 

[Zamdrist]

Cheer me up please

Follow the link in my sig line, Pasty White Computer Boys, might make you smile.

 

[Wiggles]

I'm in a rather pissy mood too. The most I can offer is to be pissy with ya'. But that's not much fun, is it?

 

[Zamdrist]

Cheer me up please

Follow the link in my sig line, Pasty White Computer Boys, might make you smile.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

Here's a little something to cheer ya' up.



Well, it cheered me up at least. It's my version of a 'real' pussy tickler.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Here's a little something to cheer ya' up.



Well, it cheered me up at least. It's my version of a 'real' pussy tickler.

 

[glamorilla]

Does this help?

 

[glamorilla]

and if not maybe I could interest you in some pussy?































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[Woodmiester]

MIght have heard about this before but ...

If you have an answering machine, record a new msg like this .....

In a normal voice say hello then wait a few seconds then in a voice somewhat tired say Hello again .....
By this the the caller has repeated their Hello at least twice thinking you just can't hear them, then with a slightly raised voice say Hello again, and after 3 seconds say Hello loud and kinda drawn out .....
Now by this time the caller is screaming into the phone trying to figure out why the hell you can't hear them, then say ...

Dammit you don't have to scream, this is the recorder, leave your msg after the tone and so on ....

Your friends will really love you

 

[Zedd]

Heres a hug, to cheer you up

 

[freakygirl]

Thank you everyone

Zedd.. a hug does not include you fondling my ass

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Re: MIght have heard about this before but ...

If you have an answering machine, record a new msg like this .....

In a normal voice say hello then wait a few seconds then in a voice somewhat tired say Hello again .....
By this the the caller has repeated their Hello at least twice thinking you just can't hear them, then with a slightly raised voice say Hello again, and after 3 seconds say Hello loud and kinda drawn out .....
Now by this time the caller is screaming into the phone trying to figure out why the hell you can't hear them, then say ...

Dammit you don't have to scream, this is the recorder, leave your msg after the tone and so on ....

Your friends will really love you

I have done this.

It's true. Your friends will love you. And the telemarkerters will have something to laugh at all night. It will brighten their shifts !

 

[Zedd]

but you know I cant keep my hands off

 

[freakygirl]

lmao@the answering machine thing

One time I had one that said.. "hi this is the refridgerater. Jenn isn't home right now, and her answering machine is broke. Please speak slowely so the toaster can right a note and stick it to me with one of these pretty little magnets. Thank You. *beep*

You would be amazed at the people who talked slowely.. lol

 

[freakygirl]

but you know I cant keep my hands off

lol.. you can't keep your hands off any female. It's not just me

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

lmao@the answering machine thing

One time I had one that said.. "hi this is the refridgerater. Jenn isn't home right now, and her answering machine is broke. Please speak slowely so the toaster can right a note and stick it to me with one of these pretty little magnets. Thank You. *beep*

You would be amazed at the people who talked slowely.. lol

lol

 

[Zedd]

True, the female body is perfect for caressing. And I enjoy every chance I can get to explore the lucious curves.

 

[Private Vasquez]

by all means, get your piss on.

 

[freakygirl]

refridgerater???? WTF?????

I must be tired.. I kan't spel 2nite

refrigerator

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

A viagra joke to cheer you...

 

[Zedd]

A viagra joke to cheer you...

ROFLMAO, That is great