I'm in a mood too!

[Black_Bird]

But more like a "lets creep out even Edger Allen Poe" type of mood...

Necrophilia anyone?

*snickers*

 

[Thumper]

Naaaah.

If I wanted a dead fuck....


I would nail my sister in law.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Naaaah.

If I wanted a dead fuck....


I would nail my sister in law.

*shrugs* Suit yourself. What about a dead fuck duck?

Fingerbang an Orangatang?

No?

 

[SweetCherry]

Somehow, when i think of the phrase "stiff cock", necrophelia isn't what comes to mind.

 

[Black_Bird]

Somehow, when i think of the phrase "stiff cock", necrophelia isn't what comes to mind.

Good! You are a healthy young lady, as it should be...

Me, on the other hand, I just have this sudden urge to be sick and perverse.

[Edit: and yes, my relationship with the dead horse is over... She never called and was terrible in bed!]

 

[April]

Sick and perverse? Sounds interesting.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Naaaah.

*shrugs* Suit yourself. What about a dead fuck duck?

Fingerbang an Orangatang?

No?

fuckduck yes....dead, nooooooo

 

[Black_Bird]

Sick and perverse? Sounds interesting.

Hey, join the crowd! Reality is for those who can't handle the drugs!

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Naaaah.

fuckduck yes....dead, nooooooo

No? That's too bad...

Next time you go to fuck someone, take a small bag with a little bit of water in the bottom and place it next to the bed. When your lover asks what it is for, tell him that it's to preserve the brain tissue until they can get him to the hospital... cause you know you're going to fuck his brains out.