I'm ILL...

[ranajja]

Not ill, as in sick.

I'm ILL, pronounced Ihhhhh-yuhll. As is bitchy, angry, generally pissed at the whole dang world.


Or, as my baby sister used to say, I'm pissed, P-I-S-T, pissed.

Anybody there? Anybody care?

 

[Weevil]

You is a wack foo'. Ill means bad ass.

 

[ranajja]

You is a wack foo'.

Translator?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

And I mean that with all the love in my heart I can summon at the moment, EBW.

 

[Weevil]

Well it obviously means that you are a wack fool. Don't mind my street heavy flow, Boi!!!

 

[ranajja]

Well it obviously means that you are a wack fool. Don't mind my street heavy flow, Boi!!!

*tapping right ear*

My universal translator is obviously not functioning within acceptable parameters.

Either that, or you're a Yankee.

And I'm a southern woman who is quite ILL.


Someone, translate WACK FOOL into Deep Southernese, please.

 

[Weevil]

Nope, I'm representin' the T-dot.

However in C&W speak I suppose it could be translated as he's a few gophers short of a corn farm.

Or "yeee-haw, he's a real green Tomatah."

 

[ranajja]

*throwing hands up in disgust*

EBW, you are not helping.




Ok, you're helping a little. You got a winking icon out of me.


But don't expect anything else, dammit!

 

[Weevil]

All I meant is that Ill is also a Hip Hop term in the "bad means good" kind of ting.

EBW, the mad maestro, Beat heavy producer with the gangster flow.

 

[ranajja]

All I meant is that Ill is also a Hip Hop term in the "bad means good" kind of ting.

Thank you.


I think.

 

[Weevil]

You're welcome



I'm Sure.

 

[ranajja]

*laughing*


Ok, now you've gone and done it. I suppose I'm not ILL anymore--by my definition, anyway.



BUT, mind you, this is subject to change at a moment's notice.

 

[Weevil]

I still don't get your definition though.

Can you translate it into idiot?

 

[ranajja]

...bitchy, angry, generally pissed at the whole dang world.

a kind of PMS moment, only I'm not PMS-ing right now.

I'm just ILL.

Or I was. Still might be, if you continue to be obtuse.


And, again, I mean that with all the love in my heart I can dredge up at the moment.