I'm horny - Who wants to cyber?

[Black_Bird]

I'm also bored and I've had a touch too much to drink... this is way out of character for me, but what the hell! I deserve some cyber butt!

 

[lobito]

well, you can leave my ass out of your cyber thing, you are ONE that I dont' want to cyber with. You won't respect me in the morning anyway.

 

[Cheyenne]

Nasty seems to have fairly low standards and few prospects- why don't you try him?

 

[Black_Bird]

well, you can leave my ass out of your cyber thing, you are ONE that I dont' want to cyber with. You won't respect me in the morning anyway.

Aw - come on... Your ass is so sexy and firm... Mmmm! I'd love to stick my tongue up there and...

Oh? Lobito is a male? When did this happen?

...Um... As I was saying, You're right. You have that whole male thing going on and I wouldn't want to ruin that for you.

*thinking*

But then again - I bet the ladies would all swoon to have a transcript... Hmm...

 

[SexGod]

Might I suggest a musical selection to suite your personality? "Bang Bang Bang" by Group X should do the trick.

 

[Black_Bird]

Nasty seems to have fairly low standards and few prospects- why don't you try him?

YEAH! Sounds like a great idea...

Uh... Nasty's a chick, right?
Yes, Nasty - I know you aren't. Just kidding!!!

 

[Summery]

Nasty seems to have fairly low standards and few prospects- why don't you try him?

Lmao!


And if I might add, something about Black Bird and lobito posting in the same thread.....that scares me. *no details as to why*

 

[Angel]

You can give me a drunken Tarot reading

 

[Black_Bird]

And if I might add, something about Black Bird and lobito posting in the same thread.....that scares me. *no details as to why*

*Looks at Lobito and shrugs*

 

[Black_Bird]

You can give me a drunken Tarot reading

THAT'S RIGHT! I do owe you one of those, don't I?

... I think...

... Do I?...

*Shakes Head and pours another shot*

 

[Mae13]

*perks up*

Shots?? Oh man, you didn't say you were doing shots! Hell honey, pour me a RedHeaded Slut and I'll do anything for you....*lick*

Mae

 

[SexGod]

Why am I the only person that's run out of alcohol? :*(

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: *perks up*

Shots?? Oh man, you didn't say you were doing shots! Hell honey, pour me a RedHeaded Slut and I'll do anything for you....*lick*

Mae

HELLO SWEET CYBER HEAVEN!

Whatcha want? I don't know how to make a RedHeaded Slut, but I have a bottle of Bacardi Black, Bacardi Dark, Hot Damn 100 proof, and Absinth.

What's your poison, baby!

*Looks figdity and desperate - but hey, when does BB not?*

 

[Guest]

 

[lobito]

*Looks at Lobito and shrugs*

well I did hear once that "Once you go Black, you never go back". And I AM horny AND WAITING, ahem. But I dont' think I want taht transcript mysteriously getting leaked to my adoring fans, or otherwise.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: I'm horny - Who wants to cyber?

Hey, how did your lunch date go?
Enquiring minds want to know!

It... uh... didn't.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63285

 

[Summery]

well I did hear once that "Once you go Black, you never go back". And I AM horny AND WAITING, ahem. But I dont' think I want taht transcript mysteriously getting leaked to my adoring fans, or otherwise.

 

[lobito]

uh, yes indeed... now then Still waiting.....

 

[Black_Bird]

well I did hear once that "Once you go Black, you never go back". And I AM horny AND WAITING, ahem. But I dont' think I want taht transcript mysteriously getting leaked to my adoring fans, or otherwise.

Hey... I might have something going on with this sexy stud!

Girls - I'll send you the transcript while he's recovering... Shh... wouldn't want him to know and all that!

 

[Mae13]

Well hell! A RedHeaded Slut is Jagermeister, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and grenadine I'm pretty sure, lol! Only way I can hack a shot of Jager, but I know I need to get used to it before I move to Germany, hehe!

Guess I'll have to settle for you lapping Bacardi Dark out of my navel...will that be ok with you??

Oh yeah....body shots....

 

[Black_Bird]

Guess I'll have to settle for you lapping Bacardi Dark out of my navel...will that be ok with you??

Oh yeah....body shots....

Settle? Oh my...

I'm sooo there, babe!

 

[Mae13]

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask...having never consorted with the avian sort before...will your feathers stick in my mouth??

 

[Black_Bird]

No... I pluck them out from around my... er... um... privates.

CAW!!!

 

[Mae13]

Oooh and Mr Crow....

Remember, NO pecking at the shiny rings! That would hurt a little more than I'm in the mood for tonight

 

[Black_Bird]

Yep... I'm a bird. Kinda sick having sex with a bird... Sorry - can't do it... Nope... No... sorry!