I'm having a problem

[Parkay]

I hope someone can offer some advice on these problems.
I bought an anal plug some time ago. I have used it several times and each time I have the same results.


1. When I insert the plug in, I have to use lubrication. No matter how much I clean up back there, eventually if I am wearing pants, something leaks out and makes a big wet spot on my butt. So if someone is in back of me, they can tell I am doing something back there. (No it is not poop)

2. No matter how hard I try, I can not keep the damn plug in. It pops out after a little bit. My ass is virgin territory other than the plug going in. I feel like I have a nice tight pussy, and the Grand Canyon for an ass.

The other problem is: I bought nipple clamps. I am having a hard time keeping them on my nipples. What am I doing wrong ? Are they not supposed to clamp on and stay on because they are clamped ?

Why is there so much 'to do' about sex toys if they are so darn frustrating to use ?

Surely I can not be that stupid I can not even use a sex toy right.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I can't help ya with those, darlin, but I say screw the butt plug. Anal beads, baby, anal beads.

Muffie loves her anal beads.

 

[lovetoread]

I am not quite sure,but arent there straps to keep anal plugs in? I could have swore that I saw that someplace.

Go onto a nice toy store on the net and have a look around. You are sure to see something that could help.

As for the nipple clamps,where are you clamping them at? The very end of the nipple or the middle?

 

[Parkay]

I am not quite sure,but arent there straps to keep anal plugs in? I could have swore that I saw that someplace.

Go onto a nice toy store on the net and have a look around. You are sure to see something that could help.

As for the nipple clamps,where are you clamping them at? The very end of the nipple or the middle?

I have tried everyway I can think of. I have huge boobs, but smallish nipples.

 

[SINthysist]

Oh, gawd, pleeze, sum of us innocent...

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por Favor!

 

[MissTaken]

Did you purchase adjustable nipple clamps?

 

[Parkay]

Did you purchase adjustable nipple clamps?

No, all the adjustable ones had wicked evil looking teeth.

 

[SINthysist]

BUTTA!

 

[lovetoread]

Actually,go to the bdsm board,you will probably find more help on there as to the proper placement of the clamps.

I found this plug with a strap...

http://www.adameve.com/search.asp?keyword=slender+anal+retriever&showimage=1

 

[MissTaken]

Sorry Syn,

I posted before reading your post. Actually, I opened the window to reply and got sidetracked.

 

[Parkay]

Thank you all very much. This has helped a little bit.

I was told I could post it where I wanted to since it was all Liteortica. I have seen that most of the helpful and intelligent people stick to the General Forum. So I thought someone here might know.

 

[lovetoread]

You can post anywhere you like,but someone somewhere will always ask you to go elsewhere.

I just mentioned the other board as they are more likely to use the clamps.

 

[SINthysist]

No apology rejected!

 

[MissTaken]

Thank you all very much. This has helped a little bit.

I was told I could post it where I wanted to since it was all Liteortica. I have seen that most of the helpful and intelligent people stick to the General Forum. So I thought someone here might know.

You sure can, Parkay.

Post at will...but your responses would be more informed at the BDSM board.

 

[SINthysist]

Yeah. Over here you get






















ME!

 

[MissTaken]

Yeah. Over here you get

ME!

But you can't fool me!

I know you aren't ALL that bad!

 

[SINthysist]

But mainly

Can you give me mainly? Not quite all, just mainly,

C'mon... I'm tryin' to work here...

 

[MissTaken]

Re: But mainly

Can you give me mainly? Not quite all, just mainly,

C'mon... I'm tryin' to work here...

*chuckling out loud*



Would you settle for

"for the most part?"


Sorry to interrupt your work. I will still provide you with a reference if you decide to look elsewhere!

 

[Parkay]

I am gathering this is someone I had best ignore and not start an argument with since I just got here.