I'm having a pretty slow day...

[Purple Haze]

...and I have a phone card.

My dime, your time.

Guys or gals, a friendly chat, not looking for phone sex.

Sorry, US residents only.

I'll try to get to all of you that PM me your number...

 

[lavender]

 

[penguindance]

 

[JerseyBoy]

...and I have a phone card.

Robin: Holy shit Batman, someone stole my fuckin wallet again!

Batman: You dumbass, I bet it was that wiseass Joker again

Robin: Crap!

 

[sunstruck]

If I wasn't at work I'd jump on this. You're on my "Lit people I'm curious about but have no idea how to talk to" list.

 

[marksgirl]

Tempting!

 

[lavender]

 

[Purple Haze]

 

[phrodeau]

Been a long, been a long, been a long, beenalong day.

What musical was that from? I think Guys and Dolls but I'm not sure.

"How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying".

You're welcome.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

That's Too Bad!

...and I have a phone card.

My dime, your time.

Guys or gals, a friendly chat, not looking for phone sex.

Sorry, US residents only.

I'll try to get to all of you that PM me your number...

I Woulda Loved Ta Hear Yer Voice!

 

[Jim_Henson]

No phonesex? Well I'm out.

 

[Purple Haze]

There, I think I got everybody so far.

Very entertaining, especially the goat noises.

I've got time for a few more...anybody dare?