I'm having a hard time picturing any of you guys having sex.

[ms_ann_thrope]

Maybe Kbate, but who to pair her with?

Maybe Squibs and Islandman...no, shudder.

Glynndah and Colonel Hogan, but in real slow motion.

Saint Peter and (pick a dozen or more ladies), but it's dark, and humid, and cigar smokey.

I don't know. It's all very hazy.

 

[lovetoread]

I have lots of fantasies about the man o man love on here.

I'm shipping Sean and Iman at the moment. That would be cool.

 

[Balladeer08]

Maybe Kbate, but who to pair her with?

Maybe Squibs and Islandman...no, shudder.

Glynndah and Colonel Hogan, but in real slow motion.

Saint Peter and (pick a dozen or more ladies), but it's dark, and humid, and cigar smokey.

I don't know. It's all very hazy.

I suspect you mean with someone else.

Of their own species.

Especially with someone alive.

And willing.

And sober.

 

[glynndah]

Maybe Kbate, but who to pair her with?

Maybe Squibs and Islandman...no, shudder.

Glynndah and Colonel Hogan, but in real slow motion.

Saint Peter and (pick a dozen or more ladies), but it's dark, and humid, and cigar smokey.

I don't know. It's all very hazy.

I do hope we have a nice soundtrack. None of that chickawowwow nonsense.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have lots of fantasies about the man o man love on here.

I'm shipping Sean and Iman at the moment. That would be cool.

Maybe mud wrestling. Loser wins.

 

[Comshaw]

I'm having a hard time picturing any of you guys having sex.

(snip)

I don't know. It's all very hazy.

Let me help you with that.....

Comshaw

 

[Phelia]

I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman sneezing.

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe Kbate, but who to pair her with?

Maybe Squibs and Islandman...no, shudder.

Glynndah and Colonel Hogan, but in real slow motion.

Saint Peter and (pick a dozen or more ladies), but it's dark, and humid, and cigar smokey.

I don't know. It's all very hazy.

Maybe you just need:

 

[neci]

I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman sneezing.

i bet he'd give a sloppy blowjob.

 

[bluemuse]

I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman sneezing.

Sexy?

 

[Phelia]

i bet he'd give a sloppy blowjob.

I bet he'd be too eager to show off and it'd be awkward and forced at first but then he'd get into it and it would be okay. And then he'd win an Oscar for it.

 

[cjh]

Really? Maybe this is a half-empty, half-full thread.

If anything, I have to exorcise thoughts of posters having sex from my mind. It's like imagining them eating; too many of them chew with their mouths open in my imagination.

Except for only a few, though, I can picture them as sexual beings.

 

[Farrah]

Really? Maybe this is a half-empty, half-full thread.

If anything, I have to exorcise thoughts of posters having sex from my mind. It's like imagining them eating; too many of them chew with their mouths open in my imagination.

Except for only a few, though, I can picture them as sexual beings.

This.

 

[CandiCame]

Really? Maybe this is a half-empty, half-full thread.

If anything, I have to exorcise thoughts of posters having sex from my mind. It's like imagining them eating; too many of them chew with their mouths open in my imagination.

Except for only a few, though, I can picture them as sexual beings.

Yeah.

I'm glad I'm not the only one like this.

 

[neci]

I bet he'd be too eager to show off and it'd be awkward and forced at first but then he'd get into it and it would be okay. And then he'd win an Oscar for it.

motherphucker always taking the glory.

Really? Maybe this is a half-empty, half-full thread.

If anything, I have to exorcise thoughts of posters having sex from my mind. It's like imagining them eating; too many of them chew with their mouths open in my imagination.

Except for only a few, though, I can picture them as sexual beings.

yep. by the way, when are you going to post your balls?

 

[cjh]

Double post

 

[cjh]

motherphucker always taking the glory.



yep. by the way, when are you going to post your balls?

I have the balls of a continental soldier.

 

[thør]

I have the balls of a continental soldier.

Dead?

 

[Peregrinator]

Dead?

Buried deep in the heart of a Yankee.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I do hope we have a nice soundtrack. None of that chickawowwow nonsense.

You pick out the albums and load the victrola.

Thank God she specified "real slow motion." These days, that's my top speed.

 

[neci]

have you ever worn a flag?

 

[dolf]

Sex with me is unimaginable.

 

[bluemuse]

There are a select few I wouldn't mind picturing.


Just a few.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

have you ever worn a flag?

I'll have you know I am 100% hetero..........uh, wait............nevermind.

 

[neci]

I'll have you know I am 100% hetero..........uh, wait............nevermind.

i bet you saluted.