FallingToFly
Political Stance: Porn
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I just want to have a giant frigging orgy party and lock my husband out while I do it. No, I'm not pissed at him or anything else, he sim[ply has no imagination or interest in fantasies, and I occasionally need to escape that reality.
I'm seriously considering how I would have such a gathering- set it up like a giant masquerade ball or as a casual pinic? And who would I invite, what should we have as party favors? Of course, I have my own personal guest list in my head, and what I personally would have available for guests, but really, what would people like?
Vibrating eggs? Glow in the dark condoms and edible panties? Kama Sutra oils and a pocket version of the book? Padded restraints and nipple clamps? Truth or Dare dice, peacock feathers, paddles? All of the above? My personal preference would be for small baskets that catered to both luxury and safety- flavored, quality body oils, high quality lube, good condoms (I'd have to have a space in the RSVP for guests to choose their prophylactic of choice) and a few props for a good time. Those I'd vary, and invite guests to mix and match, trade for what they would like to have.
The food would naturally have to be finger foods. Fruit trays and whipped cream dipping sauces, things that instantly brought to mind the textures and temptations of good sex. I would have to consult a chef on that one, and a nutritionist. I think seafood would appear because men lose 60% (or approximately that) of their body's zinc with every orgasm, and we want to keep them built up. A nice light wine to complement the buffet, but I think I'd avoid anything heavier than that in the drinks department. There's nothing worse than a bunch of drunks groping around.
As for the setting- well, multiple would be best, and I suppose it would help set the theme as well. I have in my head this Roman bath-house/harem ideal sort of imagery, couches and divans with waiting servants nearby, a scatter of bright silk cushions around a beautiful miniature fountain and a conversational table, steam rising in lazy spirals from the pools, marble and high, open, airy ceilings. The sound of birds in cages set high in the windows and the scent of herbs from a garden outside. A masseuse or two wouldn't be out of place.
So, anyone that really wants to be on the guest list? Because hey, it may be my fantasy, but I'm willing to share.
I'm seriously considering how I would have such a gathering- set it up like a giant masquerade ball or as a casual pinic? And who would I invite, what should we have as party favors? Of course, I have my own personal guest list in my head, and what I personally would have available for guests, but really, what would people like?
Vibrating eggs? Glow in the dark condoms and edible panties? Kama Sutra oils and a pocket version of the book? Padded restraints and nipple clamps? Truth or Dare dice, peacock feathers, paddles? All of the above? My personal preference would be for small baskets that catered to both luxury and safety- flavored, quality body oils, high quality lube, good condoms (I'd have to have a space in the RSVP for guests to choose their prophylactic of choice) and a few props for a good time. Those I'd vary, and invite guests to mix and match, trade for what they would like to have.
The food would naturally have to be finger foods. Fruit trays and whipped cream dipping sauces, things that instantly brought to mind the textures and temptations of good sex. I would have to consult a chef on that one, and a nutritionist. I think seafood would appear because men lose 60% (or approximately that) of their body's zinc with every orgasm, and we want to keep them built up. A nice light wine to complement the buffet, but I think I'd avoid anything heavier than that in the drinks department. There's nothing worse than a bunch of drunks groping around.
As for the setting- well, multiple would be best, and I suppose it would help set the theme as well. I have in my head this Roman bath-house/harem ideal sort of imagery, couches and divans with waiting servants nearby, a scatter of bright silk cushions around a beautiful miniature fountain and a conversational table, steam rising in lazy spirals from the pools, marble and high, open, airy ceilings. The sound of birds in cages set high in the windows and the scent of herbs from a garden outside. A masseuse or two wouldn't be out of place.
So, anyone that really wants to be on the guest list? Because hey, it may be my fantasy, but I'm willing to share.
