I'm gonna join a gang, eventually

[emap]

Not really of course I'm not stupid, but well we ran into a game droubt so got Saint's Row 2 again on the 360 and well darnit I will eventually do a story off of it. Oh don't look at me like that it's fun, kinda mindless but well dang it's got more intelligence than that gta crap.

So of course I can't use most of what happens in the game, besides it's a teensy over the top, which in a way leaves me with a condundrum. What do gangs do? I mean I know the basic stuff, drive by shootings and drug dealers, but what else do they do?

 

[GratefulFred]

Not really of course I'm not stupid, but well we ran into a game droubt so got Saint's Row 2 again on the 360 and well darnit I will eventually do a story off of it. Oh don't look at me like that it's fun, kinda mindless but well dang it's got more intelligence than that gta crap.

So of course I can't use most of what happens in the game, besides it's a teensy over the top, which in a way leaves me with a condundrum. What do gangs do? I mean I know the basic stuff, drive by shootings and drug dealers, but what else do they do?

They have orgies which is good for you virgin types.

 

[emap]

Oh bad fred bad, I haven't been a virgin since right around when you lost your sense.

Besides you are in Israel, you don't have american gangs there, you have jewish gangs and well I don't think a bunch of teenagers running around counting gold coins helps me.

I admit I watch to much South Park, if you don't get it over there order the DVD's it's hilarious.

 

[sirhugs]

gangs do have female hangers on with low self esteem who they pass around and share, so orgies aren't out of the question.

A successful gang would also run prostitution, might run a bar as a front...

 

[muffalo]

gang

There's a rapper(I can't believe I'm forgetting his name now...) That raps about a true story he helped experience whereabouts a new gangmember must rape a girl as part of the pressure coming from the other gang members. It wasn't really an initiation, just something he had to do or he would be in trouble. He ends up being taken to a house and is told he would be the last to "get a piece" from this girl the other gangmembers had decided to rape. At the end of the song, after describing the whole thing, he let's the listener know it's the house he grew up in, and he's raping his mom and sister.
The song is pretty hardcore but maybe you could put in a twist?
The rapper leaves it unknown as to whether it was him or not but has explained that he was witness to it....
Just thought I'd share

 

[GratefulFred]

Oh bad fred bad, I haven't been a virgin since right around when you lost your sense.

Besides you are in Israel, you don't have american gangs there, you have jewish gangs and well I don't think a bunch of teenagers running around counting gold coins helps me.

I admit I watch to much South Park, if you don't get it over there order the DVD's it's hilarious.

We love south park out here.

We don't have American gangs naturally but as we tend to see army life as "Not knowing what tomorrow is going to bring" we tend to get laid quite a bit.

As for you not being a virgin...the jury's still out on that one.

prove it!

 

[Saucyminx]

Hey E,

Try here

From what I understand, this is a pretty good slice of what gang life is like.

 

[emap]

Hey E,

Try here

From what I understand, this is a pretty good slice of what gang life is like.

Thanks saucy.

So Fred how am I going to prove it? I mean I'm way to shy to do a sex tape, we don't have a camera anyway, and well I can't like visit you and give you sex, he so wouldn't go for that in so many ways.

 

[GratefulFred]

Thanks saucy.

So Fred how am I going to prove it? I mean I'm way to shy to do a sex tape, we don't have a camera anyway, and well I can't like visit you and give you sex, he so wouldn't go for that in so many ways.

Skype & messengering is free and a video camera costs around $10 (mine cost $90); you could always claim to be Jewish and get a free ticket to Israel on the birthright program (the wait is longer now that stupid Mandoff messed with the funding) but since they have all the participants so busy touring around I at most could get half a hand job and probably that would be self imposed. As for your invisible boyfriend you could hit him with the ultimatum that either he circumsizes or you dump him. Knowing how ghostly boyfriends react, he most likely will remain speechless, while you pursue corrupting our culture.

As you can see I have not thought out any of this post.

 

[emap]

He is circumsized actualy, he was born when it still happened at the hospital.

I could never pass as jewish though, way to much south in me.

So odd thingy, the video's wouldn't work for me, I tried a few different ones, they would do the loading thingy then nothing, never said anything about needing a program or anything so yeah confusing. I did some more searching and ended up going to wiki, nothing else actually told me anything I wanted to know. The gang websites I found would only actually talk on how to spot a gang member and nothing else.

Kinda disheartening though, apparently gangs don't really do much of anything besides fronts drugs and killing. I wanted to not do what they have in the game but I guess I sorta have to do the same basic stuff.

Ah well I'll think on it some and figure something out.

 

[GratefulFred]

He is circumsized actualy, he was born when it still happened at the hospital.

I could never pass as jewish though, way to much south in me.

So odd thingy, the video's wouldn't work for me, I tried a few different ones, they would do the loading thingy then nothing, never said anything about needing a program or anything so yeah confusing. I did some more searching and ended up going to wiki, nothing else actually told me anything I wanted to know. The gang websites I found would only actually talk on how to spot a gang member and nothing else.

Kinda disheartening though, apparently gangs don't really do much of anything besides fronts drugs and killing. I wanted to not do what they have in the game but I guess I sorta have to do the same basic stuff.

Ah well I'll think on it some and figure something out.

For all those looking for me to part with some of emap's porn videos -just forget it!

These posted messages from her indicating an inability to send porn is just a front but she promised me not to tell any of you.

It's for my eyes only so stop PMing me already.